EB.com CONTEST

[Hill William]

There once was a man from Nantucket......

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[DVINNY]

He couldn't drive a stiff dick into a lard bucket.........

so he walked

 

[Dleg]

It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat, but the man worthwhile, is the man that can smile, when his short's are too tight in the seat! bump

I watched that one just a couple nights ago.

Your honor, your Honor

By the way, next post wins the page.

 

[Dleg]

...which would be me!

:multiplespotting:

 

[NCcarguy]

CRAP.....I worked for WEEKS to get that last of the page honor!

 

[DVINNY]

OH WELL

 

[cement]

BUTTOCKS

^^ heh, heh, he said "buttocks

 

[Guest]

enter anus? I am a Gigantic *********

Uh .. huh .. huh .. huh .. you said anus. Huh huh huh huh ...

JR

 

[DVINNY]

excellent wav file JR !!!!

 

[bigray76]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

 

[MA_PE]

I once knew a man from Crass

whose balls were made out of brass

while clanging them together

he played Stormy Weather

and lightning shot out of his ass

 

[DVINNY]

can't let MA PE sit on this one any longer

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I love the Camaro DV.

 

[bigray76]

Not this thread again!

Last Post!!!!

 

[MA_PE]

can't let MA PE sit on this one any longer

what did I win?

I once knew a man named McKeever

who had intercouse with a beaver

the result fo this f__k

was a three-legged duck

two cats and a golden retriever

 

[Brody]

Ok, count me in. Here is the last post.

 

[Sschell]

My first instinct told me not to touch this thread....

ALWAYS go with your first instinct!

 

[DVINNY]

Yup, this one. It's as useless as the 5,000 post monster, just on a smaller scale

 

[roadwreck]

lusone:

 

[roadwreck]

There's no rule against double posting in here. Muh ha ha ha ha ha... :asthanos: