EB.com CONTEST

[gatormech_e]

???

 

[Dleg]

I know your ***** all emotional right now, but I got a 3 point plan to FIX EVERYTHING.
First, we got this guy, Not Sure.

Number two, he's the smartest man ALIVE.

And Three, he's gonna FIX EVERYTHING.

And - he's gonna fix everything in just two weeks!

 

[DVINNY]

I like pizza

 

[Cheese]

Trying to pad my # to get up on the big board....

Cheese

 

[Dleg]

901

 

[frazil]

915

 

[MA_PE]

666+

 

[Hill William]

1218

 

[ktulu]

2

 

[DVINNY]

69

 

[Guest]

^^^ If you add up all of the divisors 1 through 9 will give you 69.

The largest factorial represented on a calculator is 69! = 1.711224524E98.

69 = 105 in Octal while 105 = 69 in hexidecimal.

69 is the atomic number for thulium.

JR

 

[Dleg]

What's the square root of 69?

"Ate something..."

 

[Road Guy]

remember this calculator trick?

Dolly parton bought a bras for 69 cents, but it was 222 small, so she went on a diet for 51 days times it by 8, and she became...

55378008

(hold monitor upside down to get joke)

 

[cement]

Did you hear about the happy Roman? He was gladiator.

 

[DVINNY]

I like 68. It's where I owe her one.



My Camaro's a '68 too, so I use that one alot.

 

[frazil]

935

when do I get my cash and prizes?

 

[NCcarguy]

It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat, but the man worthwhile, is the man that can smile, when his short's are too tight in the seat! bump

 

[Dark Knight]

Next one who posts in this thread will become F'tard's associate...

Ha....I win...

 

[DVINNY]

associate eh?

let's break that down, an ASS and an OCIATE.

 

[NCcarguy]

HEY...