DVINNY
2-time 10K winner
Linkin' Park is good.
EB.com CONTEST
- Thread starter DVINNY
- Start date
Help Support Professional Engineer & PE Exam Forum:
- Status
G
Guest
^^^ My stepson heard me listening to Wish You Were Here. It has inspired him to learn to play it on his guitar.
I am glad there are times that I can supply a modicum of positive reinforcement in his life.
JR
I am glad there are times that I can supply a modicum of positive reinforcement in his life.
JR
Last edited:
RIP - VTEnviro
His Memory Eternal
Floyd's one of my favorite all-time bands, but I'm too young to have seen them in concert. There was a cover band called "The Machine" based out of suburban NY that was as close to dead on as I've ever seen a tribute band. I used to see them regularly. They rocked!
DVINNY
2-time 10K winner
I have that Floyd concert box set of CD's somewhere, I need to dig it up.
DVINNY
2-time 10K winner
Bob and the Blonde
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar
around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared
up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a large building
preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think
he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump. "
The blonde rep lied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're
on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
guy on the ledge did a
swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her
$20 to Bob, saying,
"Fair's fair.
Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5 PM news
and so I knew he would jump."
The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think
he'd do it again."
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar
around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared
up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a large building
preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think
he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump. "
The blonde rep lied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're
on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
guy on the ledge did a
swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her
$20 to Bob, saying,
"Fair's fair.
Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5 PM news
and so I knew he would jump."
The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think
he'd do it again."
DVINNY
2-time 10K winner
A guy walks into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know,
I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes and he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two- bedroom apartment
above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bull****tin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, w el l . . . you started it."
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know,
I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes and he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two- bedroom apartment
above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bull****tin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, w el l . . . you started it."
Sschell
Dude?
hee hee!
G
Guest
Brody
Studying Half Fast
How can we tell when we're at the last post?
Quick, one of you admins lock this thread!
Quick, one of you admins lock this thread!
Sschell
Dude?
yeah... lock it now!
DVINNY
2-time 10K winner
or maybe now?
DVINNY
2-time 10K winner
or better yet, NOW!!
G
Guest
JR
DVINNY
2-time 10K winner
me neither
Sschell
Dude?
unlocked it eh... mods are playing mind games...
- Status
