Buy 12 glue stick, 45 crayons, 6 reames of paper

[csb]

No joke, I saw a supply list that included cookies/crackers and had a note about the need to bring them in on a certain cycle. You're not that far off, ngnrd.

 

[Paul S]

Oh, and a big "thank-you" to those families that so graciously pay several thousand dollars a year in property taxes to support this place but spend another chunk of money to send their kids to private school because this place sucks so bad.

I really hate that tax in particular.

 

[frazil]

anyways, my wife is super pissed because I used one of the four sharpies to label every fucking thing....

:Locolaugh:

Our school district has standardized the lists for the entire city. They are finally letting kids have pencil boxes again. For awhile there, they weren't allowed to have them at all for whatever reason.

you can put your weed in there!

 

[Road Guy]

for my son's 5th grade class he was supopsed to buy three 3IN Binders (& the teacher pointed out not to buy the cheap ones that break) I only bought two, and so far I only see him using one for class........

 

[Chucktown PE]

for my son's 5th grade class he was supopsed to buy three 3IN Binders (& the teacher pointed out not to buy the cheap ones that break) I only bought two, and so far I only see him using one for class........

You've got to be shitting us. 3-inch binders for a 5th grader. WTF is he doing? Writing engineering design memos? I thought we were the only ones that were that prolific.

 

[chaosiscash]

Oh, and a big "thank-you" to those families that so graciously pay several thousand dollars a year in property taxes to support this place but spend another chunk of money to send their kids to private school because this place sucks so bad.

If it makes you feel better, I have to pay all those taxes and don't even have kids. I've always felt I shouldn't have to pay overdue library book fees, as thats basically the only county service I make use of for my ridiculous tax bill.

 

[csb]

I guess if kids are keeping weed in their pencil boxes it explains why they need all those cookies.

 

[Sschell]

I guess if kids are keeping weed in their pencil boxes it explains why they need all those cookies.

its friday, and this post just inspired me to go home!

Piece y'all

 

[snickerd3]

almost that time again!!!!!!

 

[csb]

We just got the list for kindergarten this fall and it includes two bottles of glue and four glue sticks. Word around town is that none of the teachers use the bottled glue. There are big stacks of it in supply closets.

It makes me kinda sad, because I remember coating my hand in glue, letting it dry and peeling off that big sheet of dried glue that now looked like skin.

 

[snickerd3]

^guilty of that too!!!

 

[FLBuff PE]

Ditto.

 

[Road Guy]

Oh crap I'm a month away from going through this shot again!!!

But we stocked up when they were getting rid of stuff so hopefully no major issue this year...

My wife has already begged me to follow the rules this year,,,

 

[momech]

I don't know how I missed this thread before, but this is some of the funniest f'n stuff I've ever read!

 

[Supe]

RFID tags?

Oh crap I'm a month away from going through this shot again!!!
But we stocked up when they were getting rid of stuff so hopefully no major issue this year...

My wife has already begged me to follow the rules this year,,,

 

[csb]

School supplies total cost- $10.

God bless ridiculous sales at Office Depot and Target.

Oh, we need one more item- one pad of post-it notes. You can't buy just one pad. It's like they are encouraging parents to steal from work.

 

[Master slacker]

Put in an extra two minutes at work to cover the cost.

 

[envirotex]

So this year, in 5th grade, only the boys are supposed to bring markers...

...and the pencils must be latex free.

...and we must buy Fiskars scissors, Papermate pens, Colorations glue, and Sharpie highlighters.

There you have it. I better not see any chicks using my kid's markers, and I'm gonna get Elmer's glue.

Just call me a rebel.

 

[snickerd3]

School supplies total cost- $10.
God bless ridiculous sales at Office Depot and Target.

Oh, we need one more item- one pad of post-it notes. You can't buy just one pad. It's like they are encouraging parents to steal from work.

why would they need post it notes? sounds like the teacher wanting stuff for herself...even then a class full of kids each bringing a pad of sticky notepaper...thats a lot of stickies.

 

[snickerd3]

So this year, in 5th grade, only the boys are supposed to bring markers......and the pencils must be latex free.

...and we must buy Fiskars scissors, Papermate pens, Colorations glue, and Sharpie highlighters.

There you have it. I better not see any chicks using my kid's markers, and I'm gonna get Elmer's glue.

Just call me a rebel.

wow...can't wait for minisnick to reach school age...although I don't think the teachers here will get that detailed.

What happened to the days of bringing enough for yourself alone, with a few classroom things like a box of tissues and maybe a red pen for the teacher.