BAD Movie Thread

[RIP - VTEnviro]

My mother is going to make me watch another Harry Potter movie this weekend, I just know it.

I never read the books or watched them until about a month or so ago when I was there. Good stories, likeable and hateable characters, not a kid movie to my surprise, good effects, etc. But just not my thing. I can sit through it and be entertained for 2 hours, but have no interest in becoming a hardcore fan.

 

[pbrme]

How about a Planewreck: Snakes on a Plane

How high do you have to be to like button this one?

 

[knight1fox3]

I think it might just be a george cloonery thing. His three kings movie from like 10 years ago is equally as weird

How about "Burn After Reading"? Very strange. Funny quote from the CIA, "The Russians?........Really??"

My mother is going to make me watch another Harry Potter movie this weekend, I just know it.

I never read the books or watched them until about a month or so ago when I was there. Good stories, likeable and hateable characters, not a kid movie to my surprise, good effects, etc. But just not my thing. I can sit through it and be entertained for 2 hours, but have no interest in becoming a hardcore fan.

Good luck with that. IMO, the movies don't start getting good until The Prisoner of Azkaban. And even then, not a lot of good duels until The Goblet of Fire. Kick ass dragons in that one too.

 

[knight1fox3]

Human Centipede? :lmao:

 

[Master slacker]

Better than Men Who Stare at Goats

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Better than Men Who Stare at Goatse

Fixed it.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Also, Under Siege 2 was AND featured a train wreck, with the one and only Steven Seagal.

And, an underage Katherine Heigl.

I picked this awful movie solely because of the awful title: Hobo with a Shotgun. It did not disappoint.

 

[envirotex]

How about "Burn After Reading"? Very strange. Funny quote from the CIA, "The Russians?........Really??"

I thought that movie was funny...love the Coen brothers' sense of humor...

 

[Wolverine]

Why has Hollywood not made a movie about trainwrecks? You would think that people's inability to look away from one would help it become a blockbuster...

Unbreakable - it starts with a train wreck.Super 8 - I didn't see it, but the trailer shows a train wreck

...and what about Silver Streak with Gene Wilder? Classic badness.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Or Supertrain, which was a train wreck in more than just one way.

 

[Supe]

Saw "In Time" this past weekend. Other than the fact that you get to see an underwater butt shot, followed by a lingerie shot of a cute girl, it was so corny and predictable, it was almost painful to watch. Killing off the girl from House early on also was earning them any brownie points.

 

[YMZ PE]

Thankskilling was one of the worst movies ever - and this coming from someone whose first date with her future husband was a B-horror movie marathon. Even MST3K-style commentary wouldn't save it.

 

[csb]

Dead Like Me: Life After Death

TV show was awesome, movie should never have happened.

 

[knight1fox3]

Dead Like Me: Life After Death

TV show was awesome, movie should never have happened.

Awww really???! TV show rocked and I was looking forward to seeing the movie. That bad, huh?

 

[YMZ PE]

^^ Sounds like Twin Peaks and Fire Walk With Me.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I will go ahead and call it now: Battleship.

 

[Supe]

I will go ahead and call it now: Battleship.

The Jason Ellis Show (for those of you with Sirius radio) are filming a parody titled "Big F*cking Mega Boat".

 

[rwbailey21]

The Divide Unrated. Horrible.

 

[Wolverine]

Saw "In Time" this past weekend. Other than the fact that you get to see an underwater butt shot, followed by a lingerie shot of a cute girl, it was so corny and predictable, it was almost painful to watch. Killing off the girl from House early on also was earning them any brownie points.

+1.
I would put this one in the "Let's-suspend-reality-and-play-what-if" category.

Except it landed more solidly in "Let's-suspend-reality-and...-wait-...-what?"

If everybody is in such a hurry, why don't they have bicycles?

If it's so expensive to move, how did Mr. British Accent Bad Guy get here?

If dude can pull a gun out of nowhere in the nick of time and shoot everybody, why not just pull it out early and shoot then? Hello; Raiders of the Lost Ark, dummy!

Yup, these are the ingredients of a bad movie.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Dead Like Me: Life After Death

TV show was awesome, movie should never have happened.

Awww really???! TV show rocked and I was looking forward to seeing the movie. That bad, huh?

Yeah, it was.