April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

An engineer *shudders*

It’s worse than that, i’m afraid...

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

YES.  I MISSPELLED THAT ON PURPOSE BECAUSE I WANT AN ICE CREAM BEACH THAT DOESN'T MELT

What if, and stay with me here, but what if Enceladus is actually all gelato? In fact, it's all Talenti!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Gelato > ice cream any day.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

English please, too much Spanish (Mexican to some) and Italian up in here.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

English please, too much Spanish (Mexican to some) and Italian up in here.

Excuse you, it's EYE-talian.

 

[JayKay PE]

Gelato > ice cream any day.

I WENT TO FRANCE AND I LITERALLY ATE A FLOWER-SHAPED GELATO CONE EVERY DAY IN TROUVILLE.  IT WAS THE BEST SUMMER VACATION EVER.

 

[JayKay PE]

It’s worse than that, i’m afraid...

A dad engineer.  *shudders in puns*

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I WENT TO FRANCE AND I LITERALLY ATE A FLOWER-SHAPED GELATO CONE EVERY DAY IN TROUVILLE.  IT WAS THE BEST SUMMER VACATION EVER.

I LIVED in France and gained a billion pounds. Just kidding, I lost weight because their portions are for mice.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

A dad engineer.  *shudders in puns*

OMG, this should win the day.

 

[preeb]

Pistachio gelato is my favorite, I go nuts for it

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

A dad engineer.  *shudders in puns*

LadySquare is dreading the day we have kids. I have all the puns ready.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Pistachio gelato is my favorite, I go nuts for it

@preeb You can stay.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

A dad engineer.  *shudders in puns*

It’s true, it’s all true.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Pistachio gelato is my favorite, I go nuts for it

Also, pistachio is not a nut.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Pistachio gelato is my favorite, I go nuts for it

Hey, puns are my gig.

 

[JayKay PE]

I LIVED in France and gained a billion pounds. Just kidding, I lost weight because their portions are for mice.

I loved it!  The people were so nice, even though I didn't speak much French (besides hello and I'm sorry)!  I want to go back for a longer period of time, but I did love my couple of weeks in Douville/Trouville for the tattoo convention/polo games.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Excuse you, it's EYE-talian.

Eh

 

[JayKay PE]

Also, pistachio is not a nut.

Isn't it a fruit?  Kinda like the whole tomato classification fights?

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

France protip: get the millefeuille. You can skip everything else.

 

[preeb]

Also, pistachio is not a nut.

TIL. Everything I know is wrong