April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[JayKay PE]

The takeaway is be nice to everyone, but be extra nice to librarians included.

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[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I think it would be a neat world if police officers were super warm and nurturing, and librarians were jacked bodybuilders and carried themselves like prison guards.

 

[JayKay PE]

Guys.  I want Chipotle for lunch.  But I have perfectly suitable can soup in my drawer.  But I really want crap mexican.  Like, I really want fast food, but at least chipotle is a slight step up?

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Guys.  I want Chipotle for lunch.  But I have perfectly suitable can soup in my drawer.  But I really want crap mexican.  Like, I really want fast food, but at least chipotle is a slight step up?

Yes, "fast casual" is acceptable. Minimally acceptable, but acceptable nonetheless.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Anyway, you don't want canned soup. That's desert island food.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Yes, "fast casual" is acceptable. Minimally acceptable, but acceptable nonetheless.

Classy

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Anyway, you don't want canned soup. That's desert island food.

That’s insensitive to all those desert islanders without cans of soup

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

The internet is great because no one realizes you are not actually a dancing megaman

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Chipotle (or any other burrito) protip: eat it autopsy-style with a knife and fork with the burrito guts spread out everywhere.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

That’s insensitive to all those desert islanders without cans of soup

Their soup situation is not my problem.

 

[JayKay PE]

Anyway, you don't want canned soup. That's desert island food.

I want a dessert island.  Much more appealing.  And I think I'll do chipotle.  It'll satisfy me, but it won't cost as much as the other restaurants around here.

*edit - And the journey continues.  Follow JK on a journey to a dessert island, where sundae waves and cookie loungers are def a thing.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Now, a dessert island. That's an idea I can rally behind. @JayKay0914

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Their soup situation is not my problem.

Stop victim blaming

 

[Master slacker]

I think it would be a neat world if police officers were super warm and nurturing, and librarians were jacked bodybuilders and carried themselves like prison guards.

I don't know.  Some of the book shufflers at our main branch are eye candy and won't issue me a ticket if I am inebriated.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I want a dessert island.  Much more appealing.  And I think I'll do chipotle.  It'll satisfy me, but it won't cost as much as the other restaurants around here.

OMG great minds.

 

[Booo]

The internet is great because no one realizes you are not actually a dancing megaman

Then what are you?

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I don't know.  Some of the book shufflers at our main branch are eye candy and won't issue me a ticket if I am inebriated.

Everyone has their price.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Then what are you?

You don’t want to know.

 

[JayKay PE]

OMG great minds.

YES.  I MISSPELLED THAT ON PURPOSE BECAUSE I WANT AN ICE CREAM BEACH THAT DOESN'T MELT

 

[JayKay PE]

You don’t want to know.

An engineer *shudders*