April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

SPAM-A-LAMA-DING-DONG!

 

[matt267 PE]

@Persianger, hey look over here. 

 

[23and1]

*in the awkward position of writing a cover letter for a new job that I really want while working at my current job that is paying the bills*  

Nice! Good luck on that endeavor! I certainly know that feeling

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

*in the awkward position of writing a cover letter for a new job that I really want while working at my current job that is paying the bills*  

Maybe don’t use your work computer.

 

[JayKay PE]

Nice! Good luck on that endeavor! I certainly know that feeling

Don't want to seem like a job hopper, but, you know, I'd like to do design work and not just be an ultra-PM?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

A working lead? Preposterous!

 

[fyrfytr310]

A:  All of it.  

Q:  How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

A: chuck norris

 

[JayKay PE]

@ChebyshevII_PE I know!  I want it all!  Technical expertise AND sweet project management skills!  I'm a monster!

 

[fyrfytr310]

Cut score for Power PE is 54/80.  The Gods told me last night.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Psh. 58.999999

 

[fyrfytr310]

If ever there were a monkey walking down the street, would you consider purchasing for it a hat or shoes?

 

[JayKay PE]

Are you sure it's not 51?  I like it when the cut score is 51.  Makes people worried.

 

[Persianger]

@Persianger, hey look over here. 

What's up?

 

[JayKay PE]

@fyrfytr310 I'd prob buy the monkey pants before hats or shoes.  Just sayin'.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Spam

AHAHAHAHA! Top!  :multiplespotting:

 

[23and1]

Missed the top!

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Just the top?

 

[Persianger]

Cut score changes every year depends on how good test takers did on their test. 

This PE test had a relatively easy AM, so I assume the cut score is going to be higher than 52-53.  

 

[23and1]

I like turtles