April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I love that we have a boom of fancy micro/nano/femto breweries around here. But if I hear the words "juicy" or "hazy" one more time...I'm going to lose it.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Steamed hams. It’s an Albany expression (not Utica)

This would be a great venue name, depending on geography.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

“Juicy”, “haaaaazzyy”

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

*loses it*

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

*steamed hams*

 

[JayKay PE]

Wait, what?  You call your alcohol juicy?  I don't know how I feel about that.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Wait, what?  You call your alcohol juicy?  I don't know how I feel about that.

Wouldn’t that be a way to describe wine?

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Wait, what?  You call your alcohol juicy?  I don't know how I feel about that.

https://www.beervanablog.com/beervana/2018/4/9/juicy-and-hazy-the-vague-new-terms-at-the-center-of-beer

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Wouldn’t that be a way to describe wine?

This guy...

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

This guy...

Sorry, I just never realized how much fun spamming can be. All of my wisecracks, puns, and nonsensical material are allowable!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I think you knew exactly what you were in for.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Seriously though, I lurked for several failing exam cycles. Then spammed and passed. Post hoc ergo propter hoc.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I think you knew exactly what you were in for.

I’m not a troll, I swear!

 

[blybrook PE]

You must spam this thread and get it to 15k before the results come in.

That is the rule of the board!

It used to be a 10k, then the results took longer than expected, so it was expanded to a 15k. Can this thread actually get to 15K?

 

[JayKay PE]

Wouldn’t that be a way to describe wine?

I think I would ralph if I grabbed something and they said it was "juicy".  Hell, give me a dry, steel-casked Riesling any day.  Just don't describe it as juicy.

 

[JayKay PE]

Also, please ignore all my spelling corrections.  Because JK is an ***** and can't spell.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Also, please ignore all my spelling corrections.  Because JK is an ***** and can't spell.

Orthography is not a prerequisite for participation here. You are cleared for takeoff.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

I’m a troll, though. I have troll hair to prove it. I use spam gel to fix it every morning.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I’m a troll, though. I have troll hair to prove it. I use spam gel to fix it every morning.

What’s your bridge address?

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I’m a troll, though. I have troll hair to prove it. I use spam gel to fix it every morning.

Eww...