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"Flat Earth Community"  ......I am scared to know who the 'community' includes.

Ah yes......5 o'clock will be fun today!

Banned for not having another bottle of this! Pappy Van Winkle (10yr)

Nah.....fly out and call Candy and Dee Lishus to hang out with you during your 'snow delay'. I have to choose between dating or getting a new car......how do I decide?

Hmmm.....I seem to remember a particular home spun remedy that apparently has been used in households for many many years...............hookers and blow. The crazy ex (who is friggin hot) crawled back and wants to try again. What shoud I do?

Honestly the SEC had a pretty bad year....Auburn in particular had disturbing QB evaluation problems. To have Sean White playing in the SB and he reinjures his shoulder after a 15 yard pass makes you wonder about what was going on in practice. It became hard to watch with Franklin III since he...

Any good suggestions for a Pale Ale? Dales PA and Samuel Smiths (before they changed to a fruit beer company) has been fairly good.

The Sugar Bowl should be a good game....if Auburn is healthy anyway. 

Try Whistle Pig or Blantons bourbon.....good stuff.

Ok all.....finish off Friday  and have a great weekend!!  Now back to our regularly scheduled Spam.............

Mitch Hedberg Spam: I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait." 

Mitch Hedberg Spam: I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry," so it died.   

Mitch Hedberg Spam: I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.   

Robin Williams Spam: Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

Robin Williams Spam: Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money.

Robin Williams Spam: Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.

Emo Phillips Spam: My parents were very protective; I couldn’t even cross the street without them getting all excited and… placing bets.

Emo Phillips Spam: And I always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, “A truck!”

Emo Phillips Spam: I like going to the park and watching the children run and jump around......because you see, they don't know I'm using blanks.

Emo Phillips Spam: My grandmother’s brain was dead, but her heart was still beating; it was the first time we ever had a Democrat in the family.