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I was drunk (continue the story)......

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the radio up to 11.  Our favorite song was playing...

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"Simply having a wonderful Christmastime" by Paul McCartney

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And a nuclear bomb dropped to save us all. Phew!

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...an influx of cockroaches. There were dozens crawling all over my legs. Nasty little things. I quickly...

Edited by ChebyshevII_PE

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Whose got that room is spinning feeling?!!!?

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Must be all the 'special recipe' moonshine my cousin makes. He got his start as a....

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professional butterfly counselor so he could get onto HGTV's House Hunter with his hampster-training wife. Their budget was $1.3m.  Once they bought the home he realized he actually had to start... 

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sharing space with the hampsters (whatever those are).

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He has to run three laps on a person-sized hampster wheel before he can...

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use the outhouse. The wheel produces just enough power for the..

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butt-wiping robot. Something he picked up from Skymall while flying to...

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He wanted to go see where they filmed the Mad max movies, he was really surprised when he got there and

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saw lots of Starbucks.  He got really excited when he looked at the menu board and could see that they served  

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tang infused cappuccinos. He made it a habit to drink three before he...

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went skinny-dipping in the harbor with the orcas. The combo of sugar and caffeine really helped him...

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But he still couldn't swim.

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Those orcas were killer whales, though, so to make up for his lack of swimming ability he...

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Wore a camo bullet proof life preserver and some bear spray. He got out into the middle of the harbour and

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Drowned anyway.

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They found his body floating with the Ocras nearby. They lowered the nets to retrieve it when...

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... the song ended.

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So we went to look for another CD to play, but all we could find was

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Free bird single.

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