I was drunk (continue the story)......

[Dexman PE PMP]

and of course the obligatory hotdog from the cart parked in the entranceway. It was cold, so to warm it up we...

 

[RBHeadge PE]

shoved it into the electrical outlet. And that's how my brother got the nikname...

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

shoved it into the electrical outlet. And that's how my brother got the nikname...

Skeeter. It was odd that he never could drive a pickup after that.

 

[USC_Engineer PE]

Which is why we are in an Uber on the way to......

 

[envirotex]

the emergency room because Skeeter fell off of...

 

[RBHeadge PE]

an antenna tower. He was trying to steal the signal so we could watch...

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

The Real Housewives of Hazzard County.  He didn't want to miss this next episode where Daisy Duke...

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Changed her name to Marma.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

So yeah, where was I. Oh that right skeeter put the hot dog in the outlet, and then we borrowed some tools to break mom out of jail. We loaded up the...

 

[Mama said PE is the devil]

toilet and Quikcrete, got in the car, and cranked...

 

[RBHeadge PE]

the radio up to 11.  Our favorite song was playing...

 

[NJmike PE]

"Simply having a wonderful Christmastime" by Paul McCartney

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

And a nuclear bomb dropped to save us all. Phew!

 

[Mama said PE is the devil]

We were out for several hours, rubble scattered about. I reached down and felt an itch. Huh, who knew radiation would cause... 

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

...an influx of cockroaches. There were dozens crawling all over my legs. Nasty little things. I quickly...

 

[Road Guy]

Whose got that room is spinning feeling?!!!?

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Must be all the 'special recipe' moonshine my cousin makes. He got his start as a....

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

professional butterfly counselor so he could get onto HGTV's House Hunter with his hampster-training wife. Their budget was $1.3m.  Once they bought the home he realized he actually had to start... 

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

sharing space with the hampsters (whatever those are).

 

[envirotex]

He has to run three laps on a person-sized hampster wheel before he can...