cement
gray haired dude
suggestions for JR to use when sending off the soon-to-be EX mrs JR!
wish JR's ex-wife goodbye
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cement
gray haired dude
a dead possum road pizza
is more appealing than you.
JR
is more appealing than you.
JR
Dearest Ms. Ex-JR,
WTF are you doing? You are ruining the lives of hundreds, if not millions, of households across the U.S. Don't you see? Once JR is set free, nothing will prevent the women on this board from pursuing him. It is that small band around his finger, small as it may be, yet powerful enough, to restrain our loved ones from JR's magnetism.
For the love of humanity, help us,
Mr. rudy
:lmao:
WTF are you doing? You are ruining the lives of hundreds, if not millions, of households across the U.S. Don't you see? Once JR is set free, nothing will prevent the women on this board from pursuing him. It is that small band around his finger, small as it may be, yet powerful enough, to restrain our loved ones from JR's magnetism.
For the love of humanity, help us,
Mr. rudy
:lmao:
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klk
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Dear soon-to-be Ex Mrs JR,
I wish you all the best in your future relationships. They do say opposites attract . . . so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
JR
I wish you all the best in your future relationships. They do say opposites attract . . . so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
JR
bigray76
Food & Beverage Director
Dear Mrs. Soon-to-be Ex Mrs. JR,
Why don't you go outside and play a game of hide and go f_ck yourself? Have a nice life, I know I will!
JR
Why don't you go outside and play a game of hide and go f_ck yourself? Have a nice life, I know I will!
JR
cement
gray haired dude
hey my former friend,
how about a big steaming bowl of go f^ck yourself?
how about a big steaming bowl of go f^ck yourself?
Chucktown PE
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Dear Mrs. Soon-to-be Ex Mrs. JR,
I hope you enjoyed the Cleveland Steamer.
I hope you enjoyed the Cleveland Steamer.
G
Guest
Awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would love to hear some more though!!
JR
I would love to hear some more though!!
JR
Chucktown PE
Well-known member
Dear Mrs. Soon-to-be Ex Mrs. JR.
That was pretty awesome of me to eat spicy chilli and a greasy philly cheese steak before our final blumpkin huh?
That was pretty awesome of me to eat spicy chilli and a greasy philly cheese steak before our final blumpkin huh?
csb
Well-known member
Dear Mrs. Ex-JR,
Sweet engineer loving is not easy to find. You may think it is, but it's not. We're a hot bunch, us math nerds.
Sincerely,
eb.com
Sweet engineer loving is not easy to find. You may think it is, but it's not. We're a hot bunch, us math nerds.
Sincerely,
eb.com
Chucktown PE
Well-known member
Dear Mrs. Ex JR,
I've arranged a date for you with a guy named Fudgey. He really likes spicy food. I think it would be best if you slept with him on the first date and had him spend the night.
I've arranged a date for you with a guy named Fudgey. He really likes spicy food. I think it would be best if you slept with him on the first date and had him spend the night.
csb
Well-known member
Dear Mrs. Ex-JR,
If you do decide you want some sweet engineer loving, I'm here for you.
Signed,
YKW
If you do decide you want some sweet engineer loving, I'm here for you.
Signed,
YKW
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Chucktown PE
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Dear Mrs. Ex-JR,
Got pics?
Sincerely,
Frecoder
Got pics?
Sincerely,
Frecoder
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csb
Well-known member
Dear Mrs. Ex-JR,
Thank you for divorcing JR, so that I could learn of such colorful women in Florida.
csb
Thank you for divorcing JR, so that I could learn of such colorful women in Florida.
csb
jmbeck
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jmbeck
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Not a letter so much, but a song I'd like to share. From Use Your Illusion I, which I hope all of you have.
I tried so hard just to get through to you
But your head's so far
from the remnants of truth
Was it just a come on in the dark
Was it meant to last long?
I think you've worn your welcome honey
I'll just see you along as I sing you this song
Time can pass slowly, and
things always change
Your day's been numbered
And you've read your last page
You was just a temporary lover
Honey you ain't the first
Lots of others came before you woman
Said but you been the worst
Said but you been the worst
So goodbye to you girl
So long, farewell
I can't hear you cryin'
Your jivin's been hell
So look for me walkin'
Down your street at night
I'll be in with another
Deep down inside
Deep down inside
I tried so hard just to get through to you
But your head's so far
from the remnants of truth
Was it just a come on in the dark
Was it meant to last long?
I think you've worn your welcome honey
I'll just see you along as I sing you this song
Time can pass slowly, and
things always change
Your day's been numbered
And you've read your last page
You was just a temporary lover
Honey you ain't the first
Lots of others came before you woman
Said but you been the worst
Said but you been the worst
So goodbye to you girl
So long, farewell
I can't hear you cryin'
Your jivin's been hell
So look for me walkin'
Down your street at night
I'll be in with another
Deep down inside
Deep down inside
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