cement
gray haired dude
wholly crap. we had a steak retirement lunch for a couple of guys in the office yesterday (most people with grey hair are jumping off before the furloughs start)
this guy that sits opposite me is huge, pushing 400 lbs. well, it is no mystery how he got there. he took the biggest steak available, probably 18 oz or better, and tore thru that thing like ravenous wolf. he broke 4 plastic forks, and these were the heavy duty plastic (maybe not the best for steak, but nobody else broke a single one) there were fork tines and bits of meat flying all over the place.
uke: is the word
this guy that sits opposite me is huge, pushing 400 lbs. well, it is no mystery how he got there. he took the biggest steak available, probably 18 oz or better, and tore thru that thing like ravenous wolf. he broke 4 plastic forks, and these were the heavy duty plastic (maybe not the best for steak, but nobody else broke a single one) there were fork tines and bits of meat flying all over the place.
uke: is the word