Top 1000 Reasons it takes NCEES so long

[P-E]

900: BINGO!

Edit Forgot the number duh

 

[Road Guy]

899: the little Saint Nick....run run reindeer.....

 

[Bruno]

898: The staff is so spent from Black Friday that they need a couple of weeks off "to center themselves."

 

[NJmike PE]

897: they subbed out the work to the PCS.

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[Bruno]

896: They subbed out the grading to the Teamsters - 15 minute smoke/coffee breaks for every problem.

 

[Bruno]

and, don't go near the papers if you know what's good for you...

 

[P-E]

894: those meddling kids

 

[blybrook PE]

893: putting up their christmas trees

 

[justinp]

892: being dragged to the nutcracker ballet.

 

[cupojoe PE PMP]

891: The grader's house burned down because they used the turkey fryer in the garage.

 

[P-E]

890: PCS subbed out the work to the DMV.

 

[Bruno]

889: The midterm elections were too upsetting - need to take a couple of months off to regroup.

 

[P-E]

888: taking nitrates for chest pain

 

[Bruno]

887: Figured it was a good time to fix up the office and lost a bunch of boxes.

 

[Bruno]

886: Word has gotten out that NCEES really stands for National Council of Engineering Educational Sadists and they're trying to figure out the proper media spin.

 

[Bruno]

885: "We're the NCEES...on the job, making the tough decisions 24/7. That's 24 hours a week, 7 months a year. You can count on it." (Thanks, Will).

 

[P-E]

884: it lasted more than 4 hours

 

[NJmike PE]

883: government shutdown

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

882: it's Bush's fault

 

[cupojoe PE PMP]

881: Thanks Obama