Top 10 reasons to date an ENGINEER

[1SmartEngineer]

10. The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.

9. No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".

8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.

7. We have significant figures.

6. We understand the motion of rigid bodies.

5. Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?

4. Engineers do it to specification.

3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.

2. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.

1. WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!

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[Dexman1349]

The ASCE student chapter at Colorado School of Mines had T-shirts printed with this on the back.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

USC engineering had a shirt made that said, "It's hard to beat a well engineered cock."

 

[Melanie11]

They used to say when I was in school about being female in the engineering field

"The odds are good but the goods are odd"

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

They used to say when I was in school about being female in the engineering field
"The odds are good but the goods are odd"

According to the mrs., they still do.

If you'll pardon the engineering parlance...

blow counts

standard penetration tests

erection diagrams

cold butt fusion

pipe nipples

hardness (of water)

wood members

clogged outfalls

And 10 others things that are fun for a chuckle over at PPI.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Going balls out

Balls to the wall

petcock

head

 

[Wolverine]

 

[csb]

muffin monster

The name of that product turned our Waste Water Treatment glass into a bunch of giggling 6th graders.

 

[Dleg]

Our Statics & Dynamics professor had a good one (say it in a heavy German accent, and then pause while the class comprehends what you just said, and busts out laughing): "Vithout friction, none of us vould be here today!"