THE DRUNK TANK... 2.0

[P-E]

Wife pulled out a bottle of coconut rum and starting talking daiquiris later.  Uh oh

 

[akwooly]

Y

 

[akwooly]

Yes 

 

[Road Guy]

Waiting on the wife to make some of her famous skinny margaritas-

 

[akwooly]

How’d you make a skinny margarita?

 

[P-E]

We ended up having pina coladas. 

 

[P-E]

Now a pumpkin spice Berliner Weisse. 

 

[akwooly]

If you like pins coladas and getting caught in whatever

 

[Supe]

I have thoroughly suspended my no-drinking policy courtesy of COVID.  I think its the only way my marriage will survive, LOL.  Mrs. Supe loves everyone being home together, while the INTJ in me is dying for personal space.

 

[Road Guy]

How’d you make a skinny margarita?

(Ratio up accordingly to make more)

1 OZ Cointreau

2 OZ Tequila

1 OZ Fresh Squeezed Lime Juice

(no sugar added) but we buy a big bag of limes from costco and have a squeezer we make a large batch - 

 

[P-E]

I had a couple roommates after college take a bartending class for the fun of it.  Most 16 oz drinks are 1 jigger (1-1/2 oz) of the strong stuff, 1/2 jigger of the weak stuff.

Fill 16 oz glass with ice, pour in the booze, fill with whatever mix, shake and garnish.  I always thought the proper amount of booze was a bit weak.  I would always add more.

 

[Road Guy]

(Ratio up accordingly to make more)

1 OZ Cointreau

2 OZ Tequila

1 OZ Fresh Squeezed Lime Juice

(no sugar added) but we buy a big bag of limes from costco and have a squeezer we make a large batch - 

but we do put sugar on the rim of the glass to help counter the mostly tequila taste - but we will make a few gallons of these and put in the freezer (its funny they dont even freeze completely) but they are nice to have to take down to the pool - if the karens that run our HOA even open it up this year

 

[MA_PE]

How’d you make a skinny margarita?

Don’t feed her.

 

[P-E]

Don’t feed her.

how do you make a hormone? 

kick her

 

[MA_PE]

how do you make a hormone? 

kick her

Don’t pay her.

 

[P-E]

Don’t pay her.

That might get you in more trouble.

 

[Master slacker]

Present

 

[P-E]

Present

Ditto

 

[P-E]

On the deck with beer

 

[thekzieg]

Made my Moscow mule aliiiiiittle strong. Whoops.