@FLBuff PE Turkey bacon nowadays is the bomb! Specifically because I am allergic to regular bacon! At least this way I can just be seen as a pretentious hipster for not eating bacon as opposed to the usual, "You're allergic? But bacon is soooo good." Thanks Sharon, I know that, but unless I want my throat to close up, I'll have to pass.
ALSO. BAKING PLANS FOR TONIGHT: I'm thinking pumpkin snickerdoodles? I made some pumpkin spice a couple days ago (I like cloves AND allspice in my mix, and most commercially made ones don't use cloves), and I have an opened container of pumpkin puree I've got to use. I'll post results if I actually go through with it.