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[envirotex]

not everyone can be an environmental engineer...

 

[blybrook PE]

Just like everyone can play architect

 

[csb]

Dear America,

We're all fat. Let's finally make elastic waistband pants okay.

Sincerely,

csb

 

[envirotex]

I have a CAD program. I downloaded for free from the internets.

 

[engineergurl]

not everyone can be an environmental engineer...

very true- for some reason they don't realize that you really can make $#1+ flow up hill....

 

[NJmike PE]

EG, meet

and now $h!t can flow uphill.

 

[blybrook PE]

^or the fire department. $hit always flows uphill there.

 

[csb]

Well, really a hyrdraulics engineer could do that, too.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

You still need civil engineers to build said hills...

 

[matt267 PE]

You still need civil engineers to build said hills...

and to cut down all the trees.

 

[NJmike PE]

You still need civil engineers to build said hills...

and to cut down all the trees.

no. just an idiot with a chain saw and a beer

 

[matt267 PE]

You still need civil engineers to build said hills...

and to cut down all the trees.

no. just an idiot with a chain saw and a beer

'cause that's how they role in NJ.

 

[NJmike PE]

hold my beer and watch this...

 

[knight1fox3]

Sounds like an audition for Tosh.0

opcorn:

 

[envirotex]

You still need civil engineers to build said hills...

Unless you take advantage of the prevailing topography, which would have the least impact on the environment...

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

You still need civil engineers to build said hills...

Unless you take advantage of the prevailing topography, which would have the least impact on the environment...

Civil engineer's motto: Pave the world.

 

[NJmike PE]

You still need civil engineers to build said hills...

Unless you take advantage of the prevailing topography, which would have the least impact on the environment...

according to you folks, that's temporary disturbance

 

[envirotex]

but then again...if you did it that way it wouldn't be flowing uphill...

prior planning...`

 

[Dark Knight]

A woman is having a drink with her friend and the conversation was like this:

Woman: I am dating a guy that works for the electric company. He is an electrical engineer

Friend: Really? What does he do there?

Woman: He is a relay engineer.

Friend: Good luck. Those are the worst lovers on the planet

Woman: Why is that?

Friend: Their times of operation is always measured in cycles

 

[NJmike PE]

but then again...if you did it that way it wouldn't be flowing uphill...

prior planning...`

flow under pressurized conditions is still flow