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Turkey bacon comes from the neck

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This has been bugging me since I saw it yesterday. People think the term premium can apply to turkey bacon and retain any meaning?
It's a marketing gimmick. In this case "premium" doesn't actually mean anything, but it gives the buyers some semblance of justification for purchasing something that's otherwise utterly horrendous. And it gives the seller a reason to charge more for it.

I've been wondering what part of the turkey the bacon comes from. 
The garbage. It's where it comes from, and where it should return to.

 
Is it bad that if I'm ordering anything that can't get delivered to my workplace, I just have it sent to my parents?  They're old, and retired, and don't mind me driving out an hour to see them just to pick up packages.  Plus, sometimes i get corned beef out of it, which is always a plus. 

 
we used to send stuff to work but I think with the amazon shipping when its not UPS / FED EX / UPS there are lots of issues we have with the packages getting sent to the wrong office within our building, (when its some dude in an 1983 ford escort delivering packages) most of the time we eventually get them but this year we used those lockers inside whole foods that amazon ships to for free. Note at no time did we shop or buy anything at whole foods, although I did step on some gluten free bread that was stacked up next to the amazon lockers..

 
They did have the best decorated ginger bread house I have ever seen in person, probably done by the cashier with his degree in art history

 
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