Random Topics 3.1

[Supe]

 

[JayKay PE]

maybe youll find a hub there that's a lawyer and then you can start slipping your gramma 20's  

NO.  I WILL FIND A HUB WITH THE HELP OF @vee043324!  IT WAS FORETOLD IN THE CARDS, TJ.  THE CARDS.

 

[JayKay PE]

Sexy but approachable at this sort of event confuses the hell out of me.

Sexy = because it's a holiday party and all the admin assistants are showing their **** and sparkly heels, got to compete slightly so you don't look like a frump.

Approachable = it's an open bar and lawyers like talking to people they've never worked with/may never see again.  May potentially get some more redevelopment work in the upcoming year.

Simple girl math.

*edit* - This was a huge event, with over 2k+ people.  There were gift baskets.

 

[Supe]

It smells like someone is eating baby **** for lunch in here.  And I'm talking a Gerber sweet-potato level diaper blowout.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Sexy = because it's a holiday party and all the admin assistants are showing their **** and sparkly heels, got to compete slightly so you don't look like a frump.

Approachable = it's an open bar and lawyers like talking to people they've never worked with/may never see again.  May potentially get some more redevelopment work in the upcoming year.

Simple girl math.

*edit* - This was a huge event, with over 2k+ people.  There were gift baskets.

This confuses me even more. I guess I would have to see what you mean by sexy but approachable to understand it. But even then, I'm a guy so don't count on it.

 

[JayKay PE]

It smells like someone is eating baby **** for lunch in here.  And I'm talking a Gerber sweet-potato level diaper blowout.

Is it bad that my first thought was, "Too much month, not enough paycheck.  Got to eat **** to make it."

 

[chart94 PE]

Not me, because I've done the whole coworker thing and it's just not my jam. ha.

Its usually fine until things go south.. then its just awkward for a bit. 

 

[akwooly]

This confuses me even more. I guess I would have to see what you mean by sexy but approachable to understand it. But even then, I'm a guy so don't count on it.

dude just ask her for her pic.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

dude just ask her for her pic.

It could be a pic of anyone with any outfit that fits the mold, if it would explain it.

 

[JayKay PE]

Pic of jaykay:

*edit*  Please note that I am the bear and neither the glamorous lady showing ankle in the background nor the man with the best mustache in the state.

 

[tj_PE]

Pic of jaykay:

ily so much

 

[JayKay PE]

ily so much

Can't wait to see me trying to get my furry *** into a bar?  Wearing a sexy but approachable outfit?  

 

[tj_PE]

Can't wait to see me trying to get my furry *** into a bar?  Wearing a sexy but approachable outfit?  

YES 

wait why are you furry? OH THAT WAS A SELF PORTRAIT

 

[vee043324]

NO.  I WILL FIND A HUB WITH THE HELP OF @vee043324!  IT WAS FORETOLD IN THE CARDS, TJ.  THE CARDS.

HH | 2019 , featuring me, @JayKay0914,  @tj_PE

you've all been warned...

 

[JayKay PE]

YES 

wait why are you furry? OH THAT WAS A SELF PORTRAIT

I PAID SOMEONE GOOD MONEY TO GET MY BEST SIDE WHILE PERFORMING AND YOU CALL IT A SELF PORTRAIT.  HOW DARE YOU!

*wheezes in disgust*

p.s. i will shave before we drink as to not offend.  

 

[chart94 PE]

Is that an actual person in that thing? I thought it was just a stuffed animal

 

[JayKay PE]

IT'S MAGIC.  A magical bear that was brought by Godfather Drosselmeyer! It was so enchanting!!!  

 

[MA_PE]

Not sure about the sexy part, but that stance certainly says "approachable"

 

[vee043324]

Pic of jaykay:

*edit*  Please note that I am the bear and neither the glamorous lady showing ankle in the background nor the man with the best mustache in the state.

Pic of Vee (from my LinkedIn, obviously):

 

 

[JayKay PE]

@MA_PE Different strokes for different folks.  If you know what I mean.  Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more.

@vee043324 The lighting was slightly better in the linkedin photo, but it is def you!  We are hairy and proud of it!  WAXING FOR DAYS.