Post a lie about the poster above

[envirotex]

^owns Captain Kangaroo's jacket

^Burned down the Town hall building where Mary Ann was.

^^^That's just mean, BTW. She was a beautiful steam shovel.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ wishes Texas would just secede from the US and make the "Independent Republic of Texas" a reality.

 

[EM_PS]

^ is backwoods legit

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^In the time of chimapnzees he was a monkey.

 

[Master slacker]

^ Is a damn, dirty ape

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^ Wants to be an Oompah-Loompah

^Burned down the Town hall building where Mary Ann was.

^^^That's just mean, BTW. She was a beautiful steam shovel.

Wait and see what I have in store for the Sesame street muppets, Little Toot, Ferdinand the Bull, the Color Kittens, and the Pokey Little Puppy.

 

[blybrook PE]

^ works for IRS

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ cannot confirm nor deny said allegations

 

[EM_PS]

^wears a thong

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^Dick Cheney's pen pal.

 

[blybrook PE]

^ Obama's hunting buddy

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^Has every episode of Sigmund and the Seamonsters on tape.

 

[Supe]

^Is Sigfried from Sigfried and Roy

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ Gave Mike Tyson the idea for his tattoo

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^Wants to get in a tickle fight with Mike Tyson.

 

[EM_PS]

^originally considered for the lead character in Sling Blade

 

[Master slacker]

^ is the sick and twisted individual behind the movie "Teeth"

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ told me how he became prince of a town called Bel Air

 

[csb]

^memorized all of Samantha's lines from Sex and the City

 

[blybrook PE]

^ was a stunt double for Sex & the City