Pass or Fail

[CoachMatt]

Whats the first thing you'll do after you find out?

Pass: Do the Pee Wee Herman big shoe dance to "Tequila!" across the conference room table.

Fail: Drink tequila till I forget I have to start studying again

 

[Kephart P.E.]

Pass: I plan on screaming "IN YOUR FACE!" At every EIT in the office.

Fail: Drinking Bourbon until I can't walk, talk, or see straight.

 

[speedycoche1]

Pass: Go out for a few beers and dinner with some friends to celebrate... Maybe drink a bit too much at the next poker game the following week.

Fail: Go out for a few beers and dinner with some friends to figure out where I went wrong and what I can do differently next time and to try to feel not so bad... Maybe drink a bit too much for the next few weeks...

 

[RockyMtnHigh]

Pass: go out and get hammered!

Fail: go out and get hammered!

 

[USF Bull 2004]

Pass or Fail, the celebration or mourning will involve crying and the consumption of adult beverages. . . :drunk:

 

[SPSUEngineer]

get hammered either way. I have to pass 5 liquor stores on the way home so it won't be a problem

 

[speedycoche1]

get hammered either way. I have to pass 5 liquor stores on the way home so it won't be a problem

Yeah, I'll pass a few as well. The problem is that I'll be getting my results in the mail so I'll already be home by the time I find out... and the first drink will get cracked immediately, perhaps before the envelope is even open in preparation.

 

[mattsffrd]

pass: strip all my clothes off, run outside, and do laps around the house naked while screaming like a banshee. then calmly put my clothes back on and get hammered to celebrate.

fail: scream "WHAT THE F*CK, THERE'S NO WAY I FAILED THIS STUPID HORSE SH*T TEST," crumple up the letter, kick the dog, then get hammered and bitch about how i have to start studying again.

 

[CoachMatt]

kick the dog

good call, my dogs getting assaulted either way

 

[USF Bull 2004]

good call, my dogs getting assaulted either way

I feel sorry for your fiance. . . she will be confused. She usually only gets beaten when she has been good!

 

[Kephart P.E.]

good call, my dogs getting assaulted either way

My dog is 185 lbs with a head like a bowling ball assaulting him would only cause:

1 Him to wake up. He sleeps a lot, I like slothfulness in an pet, make my life easier.

2 He would think I am playing and proceed to hurt me. (This happens monthly)

3 Get angry and proceed to hurt me .....badly. Hasn't happened to me yet, but he gave a German Shepard the business when he wandered into the wrong yard.

 

[BigGriff]

Pass = Take a bow onstage and blow my mom a kiss... What do you mean I have to go sit down without my certificate...I don't graduate what the hell are you talking about?

 

[CoachMatt]

I feel sorry for your fiance. . . she will be confused. She usually only gets beaten when she has been good!

thats just wrong on so many levels :jerkit:

 

[USF Bull 2004]

thats just wrong on so many levels :jerkit:

Does this mean we aren't going camping this weekend? uke:

 

[Sschell]

Pass: go out and get hammered!
Fail: go out and get hammered!

Nice... this was the best answer until:

pass: strip all my clothes off, run outside, and do laps around the house naked while screaming like a banshee. then calmly put my clothes back on and get hammered to celebrate.
fail: scream "WHAT THE F*CK, THERE'S NO WAY I FAILED THIS STUPID HORSE SH*T TEST," crumple up the letter, kick the dog, then get hammered and bitch about how i have to start studying again.

winner!!!

good call, my dogs getting assaulted either way

^uhhh....

pass = sexual assault

fail = physical assault

??

 

[humner]

Pass: shake uncontrollably, call my fiance

Fail: shake uncontrollably, call my fiance

 

[THUDore]

Pass: Make love to everyone I see!

Fail: Donno what to do yet.

 

[vollEngineer]

If I pass: Sunflower Cafe

If I fail: peanut butter n jelly

and mac n cheese

and crackers n butter

and gin n tonic

 

[akwooly]

If I pass: Johnny Walker Blue

If I fail: Johnny Walker Red

 

[Master slacker]

get hammered either way. I have to pass 5 liquor stores on the way home so it won't be a problem

I pass FOUR, yes FOUR, drive through daiquiri and beer shops.