October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[MadamPirate PE]

Here’s a semi-normal pic of my mom (she thought the sign was funny and needed a selfie):

Wet, hurr hurr

 

[JayKay PE]

Wet, hurr hurr

Her selfie game is on-point and she texts faster than me.  She also is a huuuuuge fan of creepy gifs.  I have no idea where in the dark web she goes for them, but she finds them and it is horrifying.

 

[Will.I.Am PE]

ASCE keeps reminding me to renew my membership. I'm like: "DUDE! I'm trying to triumphantly upgrade to full membership at renewal, but need a license number to do it! Quit ruining this for me!"

 

[TrussMe.Civil]

Attention, everyone. I would like to congratulate my self on my appointment to the position of Under Secretary to the Sub-Committee.

 

[Will.I.Am PE]

ASCE keeps reminding me to renew my membership. I'm like: "DUDE! I'm trying to triumphantly upgrade to full membership at renewal, but need a license number to do it! Quit ruining this for me!"

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Her selfie game is on-point and she texts faster than me.  She also is a huuuuuge fan of creepy gifs.  I have no idea where in the dark web she goes for them, but she finds them and it is horrifying.

Your mom gets better and better.

Edit: ahahaha, tops

 

[WaitingonResults]

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taco's truck!  we don't serve tacos!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

ASCE keeps reminding me to renew my membership. I'm like: "DUDE! I'm trying to triumphantly upgrade to full membership at renewal, but need a license number to do it! Quit ruining this for me!"

Same. ASCE keeps mailing me stuff (for years) and I'm like...I'm mechanical? The whole civil PE thing started literally, months ago. So...IDK.

 

[Tiger15]

Yeah, I'm on ASCE's mailing list also. I have no idea why. I assume they are just extra thirsty.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

No spam.  Start talking about your dating history.  This is romance thread now.

I got lucky, met LadySquare in French class second year of undergrad (I was a super slacker, non-engineer and I was just copying her homework). 13 years later, somehow still fooling her. Also, still not married (engaged 3 years ago). At this point it like...whatever. She doesn't much care for labels either, we'll just do it for tax purposes.

She will say, however, that I have zero game and would be hopeless on the dating scene (which I 100% agree with). She had to make it very obvious for me. I R not smrt.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Same. ASCE keeps mailing me stuff (for years) and I'm like...I'm mechanical? The whole civil PE thing started literally, months ago. So...IDK.

Same...and I’ve never worked civil...ever

 

[Tiger15]

I should probably join a professional society. My company will pay for 1 membership. Just gotta choose. I wish there was a FEA professional society.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

FEA

Pretty colors!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Same deal here. I just joined ASHRAE so I get the cool reference books. I enjoy reading them.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

T-t-t-triple post!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Aside: I love that "triple post" is a thing.

@JayKay PE