October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[leggo PE]

also how did y'all get the Random Topics thread closed?! 

I don't see the random topics thread being closed...??

 

[civilrobot PE etc etc]

Results out yet?

not today. come back tomorrow.....and bring cookies!

 

[Will.I.Am PE]

Karl Terzaghi, who was THE pioneer in modern geotechnical engineering famously said:

"Do not design on paper what you have to wish into the ground."

He also had a lot of other commentary on striking a balance between application of theory and practical experience that some engineers could really use to read and contemplate.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

I don't see the random topics thread being closed...??

it was this AM, havent looked recently 

 

[JayKay PE]

Wait, so there’s a legit dating thread here? I mean, I guess I could see maybe it would be a good place. TGINS (thank god I’m not single)

Oh god, no.  That would be horrifying and I think against the main point of EB: stressing about the PE.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Wait, so there’s a legit dating thread here? I mean, I guess I could see maybe it would be a good place. TGINS (thank god I’m not single)

Unless it's hidden like the Girls Group 

 

[Will.I.Am PE]

This page number is Hawaii's area code.

 

[txjennah PE]

I just read through it now.

goddamn, some of those motherfuckers need to calm the fuck down and grow the fuck up.

I shudder to think that three months from now about half of those asswipes will be stamping drawings.

BUT I PAID NCEES MONEY SO THEY OWE ME AN ANSWER OVER LINKEDIN.  AND WHY CAN'T THEY JUST RUN THE SCANTRON???  HOW COULD A TEST THAT IS ADMINISTERED ACROSS MULTIPLE DISCIPLINES AND STATE BOARDS BE SO COMPLICATED????

 

[civilrobot PE etc etc]

I do more writing than anything else in this job...

oh wait! i sit in meetings... like the one i'm late for.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

not today. come back tomorrow.....and bring cookies!

Meet me at work...I’ll have cookie dough fudge tomorrow.

 

[NJmike PE]

Still no results yet? who did you all piss off

 

[Orchid PE]

@RBHeadge PE I asked you some questions in the Suck thread.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Still no results yet? who did you all piss off

wait is it 15k replies, or 15k pages?

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Unless it's hidden like the Girls Group 

Hey, I mean, it could be. Do we have a married/dating/single line on the profile here?

I know, it’s a professional type site, but so is linked in and I’ve gotten my share of men looking for women messages there.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Still no results yet? who did you all piss off

Me, I’m not releasing them until after Christmas. This group’s been bad!

 

[txjennah PE]

Hey, I mean, it could be. Do we have a married/dating/single line on the profile here?

I know, it’s a professional type site, but so is linked in and I’ve gotten my share of men looking for women messages there.

Oh, thank goodness I haven't received those messages. I think Dave Grohl throws everyone off.  

 

[Orchid PE]

Wait, so there’s a legit dating thread here? I mean, I guess I could see maybe it would be a good place. TGINS (thank god I’m not single)

EE seeking EE.

 

[EB NCEES REP]

Results Update Below:

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Still no results yet? who did you all piss off

You mean it wasn’t you? The Spam god?

 

[EB NCEES REP]