October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[Will.I.Am PE]

Clearly fake, but funny, nonetheless:

 

[DLD PE]

WTTS:

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[LyceeFruit PE]

At least the dumpster fires will keep me warm when the temps plummet to below freezing tonight (it's been 50F the last 2 days)

 

[SaltySteve PE]

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Anyone know if/when the new season is going to be?

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

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but i'm not butthurt?

 

[DLD PE]

but i'm not butthurt?

I thought we all are for not getting results yet.

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Anyone know if/when the new season is going to be?

Next year, I think?

 

[DLD PE]

New season of what?

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

I thought we all are for not getting results yet.

eh, i mean i want to know but i'm not as ansty and obnoxious as the folks in WTTS.

maybe having taken it so many times has helped 

 

[txjennah PE]

Clearly fake, but funny, nonetheless:

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lol omg 

 

[SaltySteve PE]

New season of what?

Lucifer 

TOP btw!!!!!!

 

[txjennah PE]

eh, i mean i want to know but i'm not as ansty and obnoxious as the folks in WTTS.

maybe having taken it so many times has helped 

WHERE ARE THE RESULTS BUT I ALSO DON'T WANT TO READ ANY ACTUAL INFORMATION THAT WILL ANSWER MY QUESTION

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Did all the spammers give up for the Suck thread?  Good morning y'all!

was offsite most the AM, back now

 

[RBHeadge PE]

WHERE ARE THE RESULTS BUT I ALSO DON'T WANT TO READ ANY ACTUAL INFORMATION THAT WILL ANSWER MY QUESTION

OMG IKR

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Q) wH@t TIm3 do teH r35ultS usUa11y c0m3 out?

a) Thanks for asking this again. I haven't answered this in the last 20 minutes, so I'll answer it here for the eight time today.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

WTTS:

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The Suck thread is going to be a bloodbath after results aren't released tomorrow.

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I haven't checked in there since early AM. Is is that bad?

 

[Tiger15]

I have my resignation letter written out already.

1.  If I pass and find a better job (a few prospects are waiting to see...) I'm gone.

2.  If I fail but still find a better job, I'm gone.

3.  If I fail but get a nice bonus and raise, I'll stay.

4.  If I fail and they give me a hard time about it, I'm gone.

5.  If I pass and they immediately talk about a raise, I'll stay.

You algorithm is far too complex. After analyzing your code I've gone ahead and simplified it.

When time = PE exam results release:
1. If you get a raise, you'll stay
2. Else if you don't get a raise, you're gone.

 

[DLD PE]

Q) wH@t TIm3 do teH r35ultS usUa11y c0m3 out?

a) Thanks for asking this again. I haven't answered this in the last 20 minutes, so I'll answer it here for the eight time today.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I haven't checked in there since early AM. Is is that bad?

meh, it wasn't *that* bad

 

[civilrobot PE etc etc]

My week is picking up. I'm sitting in conference rooms with dead zones so I can't get a signal on my phone. We're getting closer to release day.