October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

The microwave and I have been best buds since my sophomore year of college.

I'm not at all anti-microwave. I just like certain things toasty/crunchy!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Or a tea kettle. I consume ridiculous amounts of hot water.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

T-t-t-triple post!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

And.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

A.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

TOP!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

The microwave and I have been best buds since my sophomore year of college.

I generally eat pretty healthy. But DUDE, put some bagel bites in front of me and I'm a goner.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

What should I ask for, for Christmas? I know both my wife and my mom will want to get me something. However, all I really want is a big pile of money, which isn't going to go over well, in either case. Any bright ideas?

May I suggest a Gränsfors Bruks "small forest axe"? Item number 420.

I use mine all the freakin' time: https://www.gransforsbruk.com/en/product/gransfors-small-forest-axe/

 

[blybrook PE]

What should I ask for, for Christmas? I know both my wife and my mom will want to get me something. However, all I really want is a big pile of money, which isn't going to go over well, in either case. Any bright ideas?

Hookers & Blow.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Hookers & Blow.

...aaaand then there's Bly.

 

[blybrook PE]

...aaaand then there's Bly.

Yep; I'm not a veteran spammer for nothing!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Mint tea SPAM.

 

[phillstill]

Spam spam 

 

[phillstill]

Enjoying my off day. Binge watching breaking bad 

 

[Will.I.Am PE]

Hookers & Blow.

I'll keep this idea in mind if I feel the need to watch either my wife or my mom crap their pants.

  :Locolaugh:

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I'll keep this idea in mind if I feel the need to watch either my wife or my mom crap their pants.

  :Locolaugh:

Forget mafia. They will kill you IRL.

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Still swamped at work spam. 

 

[MadamPirate PE]

12 work days til christmas vacation spam!

 

[Will.I.Am PE]

Forget mafia. They will kill you IRL.

My mom would probably laugh, then ask me what I really wanted.

My wife would be a different story, altogether...

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

What should I ask for, for Christmas? I know both my wife and my mom will want to get me something. However, all I really want is a big pile of money, which isn't going to go over well, in either case. Any bright ideas?

I asked for a massage certificate from Boyfriend. And a vintage copy of the White Mountain Guide from my family (plus some practical stuff since I HATE getting random **** I didnt ask for or dont need)