Little things that irritate you

[MA_PE]

Dora needs to know what to expect when she gets all growed up.

<channeling Duck Dynasty>

like Honey boo boo.

 

[cement]

-People who do not use blinkers

-Habitual sniffers

-Teaching an intern something new, they do not write it down for future reference, ask me same question a week later

-Stinky lunches in the office

-When coworkers nearby eat celery, carrots, apples, chips (anything with a loud crunch)

-People who slurp coffee

-Throat clearing

-Whistling along to nothing

-People who do not use the fan when dropping a deuce and crop dusting their way back to their desk

-Text messages that only have "K" or any variation of it

-Improper hygiene in any sense of the word

-People who talk just to hear themselves talk

Man, it is hard work being perfect....

K

*sniff*

Slurp

 

[cement]

Welkah to Denvah.

You don't like the volunteers? And there is very little discernible accent here, yankee.

 

[cement]

Unbridled nose hair

 

[MA_PE]

Unbraided arm pit hair on women.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Unbridled nose hair

Yours or other people's?

 

[YMZ PE]

Unbraided arm pit hair on women.

Do you prefer straight braid or French braid, or is that irrelevant?

 

[Krakosky]

^ I was wondering the same thing. Lol

 

[MA_PE]

Irrelevant as long as it's neat.

 

[Ble_PE]

So remember to brush that armpit hair girls!!

 

[civengPE]

Using the word "and" when you really mean "to"... I'm going to try and mow the lawn after work today...

Pronouncing potable wrong. Hell the instructors from TEEX even pronounce it incorrectly.

Cement vs. concrete.

Waking up thinking its Friday when it's only Wednesday.

Hangovers after only three beers occaisionally. I hate being over 40 for this lone reason.

Putting furniture together only to find out that part "b" was supposed to be rotated 180 degrees while trying to install part "zz".

Car problems that fix themselves as you pull into the repair shop.

 

[civengPE]

Taking the dogs for a 30 minute walk then watching them take a dump on the rug when you get home.

 

[civengPE]

People texting while at a red light that get pissy when you honk your horn for them to get their heads out of their ***** and go.

 

[civengPE]

Super Bowl being on a Sunday. (See three posts up). Beer and football go together.

 

[civengPE]

Asshats that use our driveway to do a three point turn and run into my yard and break sprinkler heads.

 

[civengPE]

Neighbors that just drop by while we are chunky dunkin!

 

[cement]

chunky wha?

 

[civengPE]

chunky wha?

Skinny dippin for those of us that aren't so skinny!

 

[Capt Worley PE]

People driving with no headlights when it is dark.

 

[NJmike PE]

people that don't signal to change lanes or make a turn