Kid's Christmas Toys

[MA_PE]

Barbie told her friends

that the marriage was a failure

'cause neither she or Ken

have any gentitalia

(stolen from Kentucky Fried Movie)

 

[Supe]

Oh, just as an aside to my above post, I actually rejected the first bike they brought out to me.

They tried to convince me that it was "fine", but after inspecting the welds on the front fork of the bike and noting it to be full of porosity, wire stubs, and undercut (even noticeable through the powdercoat), I made them take it back and convinced the sporting goods manager that it posed a health risk to sell it as-is. It truly is scary the quality of MIG welding they'll let through a QC department on a child's bike.

While I did select the bike with the best welds, I'm still tempted to get out the plasma cutter and TIG torch and weld it properly...

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Supe, I've noticed the cruddy welds on front forks of kids' bikes as well. Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen to me.

But I guess they are made in China and it is consodered a form of population control.

 

[Chucktown PE]

Looks like I'll be getting MIAF a sewing machine. Probably going to be a Kenmore I was looking.

For making kinky *** costumes?

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Looks like I'll be getting MIAF a sewing machine. Probably going to be a Kenmore I was looking.

For making kinky *** costumes?

Nope...wedding dresses.

 

[Ble_PE]

Looks like I'll be getting MIAF a sewing machine. Probably going to be a Kenmore I was looking.

For making kinky *** costumes?

Nope...wedding dresses.

:Locolaugh: :Locolaugh:

 

[csb]

That was an awesome zing

 

[wilheldp_PE]

That was an awesome zing

Got the ally-oop from C-town.

 

[Dexman1349]

That was an awesome zing

Got the ally-oop from C-town.

That was all-star dunk contest worthy. :bowdown:

 

[Supe]

Looks like I'll be getting MIAF a sewing machine. Probably going to be a Kenmore I was looking.

For making kinky *** costumes?

Nope...wedding dresses.

Yes to the former, no to the latter.

 

[Chucktown PE]

That was an awesome zing

Got the ally-oop from C-town.

I didn't even see it coming. I was throwing up a half court buzzer beater and you turned it into gold.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

^ Kryptonate, P.E.?

 

[wilheldp_PE]

^ Kryptonate, P.E.?

If that dude wearing the cape was facing the other direction, that would be the most epic tea-bagging ever.

 

[Road Guy]

paid $40 bucks for a zhu zhu pet? some fake hamster that looks like it probably cost $2 in China to make,,wife said we could get a real hamster for $5.99 but I think the fake one might be better in the long run... apparantly this one is hard to get this year, peopel online are making a killing off of it

 

[csb]

And the nose is full of some chemical http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34305092/

Bonus to these is that you don't have to clean the cage or feed them. That's well worth the cost versus the real thing!

 

[Chucktown PE]

And the nose is full of some chemical http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34305092/
Bonus to these is that you don't have to clean the cage or feed them. That's well worth the cost versus the real thing!

And Richard Gere won't stick this one up his ***....

 

[MA_PE]

And the nose is full of some chemical http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34305092/
Bonus to these is that you don't have to clean the cage or feed them. That's well worth the cost versus the real thing!

And Richard Gere won't stick this one up his ***....

how do you know that? Have you tried?

 

[Fluvial]

For the biggest kid in the house ... I just ordered this for him:

http://www.thecamoshop.com/camo-bath-robe/

Guy in the building says to me "How are you gonna find him, now?"

I sez "Just listen for the snoring sound".

 

[Chucktown PE]

how do you know that? Have you tried?

No, I believe Richard Gere tried.

 

[csb]

And the nose is full of some chemical http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34305092/
Bonus to these is that you don't have to clean the cage or feed them. That's well worth the cost versus the real thing!

And Richard Gere won't stick this one up his ***....

how do you know that? Have you tried?

This is a fabulously zingy thread!