I was drunk (continue the story)......

[RBHeadge PE]

use the outhouse. The wheel produces just enough power for the..

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

butt-wiping robot. Something he picked up from Skymall while flying to...

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

New Zealand.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

He wanted to go see where they filmed the Mad max movies, he was really surprised when he got there and

 

[ruggercsc]

saw lots of Starbucks.  He got really excited when he looked at the menu board and could see that they served  

 

[RBHeadge PE]

tang infused cappuccinos. He made it a habit to drink three before he...

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

went skinny-dipping in the harbor with the orcas. The combo of sugar and caffeine really helped him...

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

But he still couldn't swim.

 

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Those orcas were killer whales, though, so to make up for his lack of swimming ability he...

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Wore a camo bullet proof life preserver and some bear spray. He got out into the middle of the harbour and

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Drowned anyway.

 

[chart94 PE]

They found his body floating with the Ocras nearby. They lowered the nets to retrieve it when...

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

... the song ended.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

So we went to look for another CD to play, but all we could find was

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Free bird single.

 

[chart94 PE]

we decided it was better to burn the CD as we would rather listen to

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

literally anything else.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

literally anything else.

Except the christmas song which will not be named.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

So we went to the record store, but it had been closed for a decade because it was 2019, so went next door instead to

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

The sushi restaurant, which was right next to a pet store. Seemed sketchy, but I decided to order