I GOT A DATE!!!

[Guest]

We compromised. I got to buy an iPhone and put it on his account, and he has to buy me a pretty case for it. I'm not into the whole frilly crap, flowers die, and chocolate makes me fat. But I got on his cell phone account, which means he just committed for another 2 years! (or $175 buying fee, yeah yeah) But I'm impressed, this is big for him. (***...) Maybe when he comes to visit next weekend he can bring me a real present ;-)

As long as you are happy with the result .. we are all happy for you!

Did we ever get a final decision of the Fudge gift?

I think he said something about a long weekend. Probably appropriate considering all of the field work he has been doing and time away.

When you are in love - what better gift is there than the gift of yourself?

JR

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

^ Yeah but I'm not sure I'd want everything Fudgey gives off.

 

[squishles10]

When you are in love - what better gift is there than the gift of yourself?
JR

A diamond and an iPhone?

 

[FLBuff PE]

^^^You seem a little jaded. Have you tried the 'Sh*t or get off the pot' route?

 

[Fudgey]

^ I try at all costs to do my business on the pot! Some of my worst run-ins have been when a pot wasn't available. What are you suggesting?

 

[FLBuff PE]

^ I try at all costs to do my business on the pot! Some of my worst run-ins have been when a pot wasn't available. What are you suggesting?

That we should ALL try to avoid the bucket 'incident' you so eloquently told us about.

 

[jstandfest]

just bumping this.

It seems we might be due for a report on the weekend outing of fudgey's. Are you still going strong? How was the getaway? There aren't any little fudge's due to be running around yet are there?

Give us an update!!

 

[squishles10]

That we should ALL try to avoid the bucket 'incident' you so eloquently told us about.

AMEN!

 

[squishles10]

^^^You seem a little jaded. Have you tried the 'Sh*t or get off the pot' route?

Yeah. Originally it was last August but he needed to go get the ring so I extended it, and since then it's been excuse after excuse. I know he has it now though, cuz his mom let it slip. I don't think she knows I caught it though. He's coming back this weekend, so MAYBE.

 

[FLBuff PE]

Yeah. Originally it was last August but he needed to go get the ring so I extended it, and since then it's been excuse after excuse. I know he has it now though, cuz his mom let it slip. I don't think she knows I caught it though. He's coming back this weekend, so MAYBE.

Well, good luck. It sounds like his 6-month stay of execution may come to an end if things don't happen this weekend. My question...is the relationship really worth taking to the ultimate if you are willing to throw it away b/c he did not ask in the 'right' time frame?

 

[squishles10]

Well, good luck. It sounds like his 6-month stay of execution may come to an end if things don't happen this weekend. My question...is the relationship really worth taking to the ultimate if you are willing to throw it away b/c he did not ask in the 'right' time frame?

You sound exactly like him... :-\

No, and I'd rather he wait anyway. I have this stupid test and I don't need to be thinking about something else for the next month. It's been this long, what's wrong with April 12th?

PS, where's fudgey?

 

[FLBuff PE]

You sound exactly like him... :-\
No, and I'd rather he wait anyway. I have this stupid test and I don't need to be thinking about something else for the next month. It's been this long, what's wrong with April 12th?

PS, where's fudgey?

Sorry. I tend to take a long term view on relationships. I was wondering where the Fudgester was myself. From earlier posts, it sounded like he and his lady were getting into some kinky stuff...maybe he is tied up in a basement somewhere, with only a bucket for his use?

 

[maryannette]

That's not kinky for Fudgey. That's normal.

 

[Fudgey]

I've been on resident construction duty for a bit. The internet connection is dial up there in the trailer plus I always have a contractor bugging me. i am also studing a lot for the PE since I am taking it in April.

Relationship is good, we went on our extended to trip Wis a couple weeks ago and we had a really nice time. It was just a little chilly. I was tempted to enter a cheese eating contest but felt a little self conscious! Trying to be responsible here!

I think I am going to invite her to Mama and Pappa Fudgey's place for Easter. It's a several hour drive from here and she has never met them. I really hope she doesn't think my parents and other assorted family are weird. On the other hand I am sure they will like her. They are happy to see me happy I think.

 

[Dleg]

Whatever. But you damn well better have a good story in the end. I'm getting sick and tired of the newer, less flatulent Fudgey.

 

[rudy]

She's meeting Mama and Papa Fudgey? Perhaps this thread will turn into a screenplay for a movie, like Meet The Fockers.

 

[PE-ness]

Yeah, but I'd hate to guess that the title of this version might be.

 

[Undertaker]

I am very dissapointed Fudgemaster. You let us down. Never mind. Just read your post dude. I missed it. Maybe I should do the same and start study for the damn test again.

 

[Fudgey]

I was watching Star Trek - Next Generation last night with my girlfriend when I cut one. We laughed, and plugged our noses, and then she asked me, with all the naivety of someone who doesn't know the show that well, if Data could Fart. I didn't ever think of it before.

So can he pass gas? And if so does it smell???

And if he doesn't eat food, and can still pass gas, what does it smell like, Penzoil? On the other hand I imagine the space age uniform fabric has to have fart-filtering qualities.

 

[Dark Knight]

^^^She is a keeper Fudgey. Definitely she is your soul mate.