I Got 999 First World Problems

[Supe]

My cookies and cream protein shake tastes too similar to the vanilla.  

 

[pbrme]

Everytime I open a new box of work Kleenex, the perforated seams never break cleanly. Everytime.

 

[Supe]

Everytime I open a new box of work Kleenex, the perforated seams never break cleanly. Everytime.

Don't even get me started on boxes of macaroni and cheese.

 

[Lumber Jim]

Boiled maple sap all day. Checked it with a hydrometer... not done.

 

[Dothracki PE]

Bought too much alcohol for Mother's Day and hardly anyone drank any.

 

[pbrme]

When you bite into a strawberry and get stink bug.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I had chips n salsa, but ran out of tortilla chips on Saturday. I had pita chips n hummus, but ran out of hummus on Sunday. So now I'm just eating pita chips n salsa and it's weird.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I had two cross Atlantic flights this last week. There wasn't complimentary food or snacks on either flight.

 

[Supe]

I got a 24 hour Facebook ban for inciting violence by posting one of Milton's quotes from "Office Space".

 

[pbrme]

Chips and dip are manufactured poorly. The dip is always in a jar too tight to fit your hand in when it gets low, which coincidently is right around the same time you reach in the bag and hit the smaller diameter chip layers. An exercise in futility. If there are any engineers on here who work for Frito Lay, please look into this.

 

[blybrook PE]

Just had to clear US customs to leave a US territory by a US customs agent on a flight that doesn't land in a foreign nation (we land in Hawaii). Then I'll get to go thru US customs again in order to re-enter the US. My passport was never stamped as leaving the US.

Doesn't make any sense...

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Also, the ol' eight hot dogs in a pack versus six buns in a bag conundrum (trap?)!

 

[Supe]

Also, the ol' eight hot dogs in a pack versus six buns in a bag conundrum (trap?)!

We've gone next level and started buying 12 packs of each.

 

[pbrme]

I hate it when I sit down for office lunch, pop in my ear buds, push play on something to watch, layout my lunch items and just as I get ready to take a bite a commercial comes on. Really harshes my gnar.

 

[Supe]

I bought a small pair of computer speakers to play background music on my work laptop, but the little indicator light was distracting, forcing me to spend 60 seconds to cut out a small black vinyl sticker to hide it.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

I wanted to have a protein shake, but there was...

 

[Supe]

FedEx moved my delivery date up, had the package on the truck, the truck drove past my house, didn't deliver the package, and then notified me that the package will now be delivered late.

 

[steel]

I'm bored working from home today. That's it. That's the post.

 

[Dothracki PE]

I got upgraded to first class in my flight home. Except I am still sharing a row with someone else. There are 9 people on the flight.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

The battery on my Samsung smart watch doesn't last very long.