I Got 999 First World Problems

[IlPadrino]

that I carry in my panier or messenger bag or backpack (happy now Il Padrino?).

Hey... I'm just trying to help. I want you to have the right street cred that you just won't get with paniers! Sure, SF is no NYC - but it can't be that different! Have you seen Triple Rush?

 

[Boon]

Some Omegas danced on my face.

Who was it?

 

[envirotex]

Tha dolt, Mike Mulligan forgot the freakin' ramp, so now I'm a goddam furnace in some podunk backwater.

You are a beautiful steam shovel Mary Ann...

Son's finger broken while wakeboarding has to be set with screws.

 

[Otter]

Some Omegas danced on my face.

Who was it?

It was Greg and Douggie and some of the other Hitler youth.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Little Caesars double billed me for my pizza. There is no way one of their pizzas is worth $10...

 

[Master slacker]

Depends on how high drunk you are.

 

[Ble_PE]

I booked a trip to South America for next year with airline miles, but I only had enough to fly first class one way.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

 

[blybrook PE]

Went on a SAR mission for a 10 year old who had been picked up and put into a child protection shelter that refused to notify the police until 6 hours AFTER SAR teams were looking for him.

Other than being really f'n tired (started at 0400), am just glad the youngster is safe & sound.

 

[EAZY]

I nicked myself while manscaping last night.

 

[YMZ PE]

I'm BORRRRRRRRRED. I ran out of posts to read. I haven't nicked myself while YMZscaping at least. Does manscaping involve only shears/razors? If so, what's the male equivalent of hot waxing? "Implementing a scorched-earth policy"?

 

[Supe]

Love that whole routine, especially the bit about cell phones. "It's going to fucking outer space, just give it a minute!"

 

[Master slacker]

My manscaping only involves clippers cuz I'm mad fluffy, yo!

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

 

[pbrme]

I'm BORRRRRRRRRED. I ran out of posts to read. I haven't nicked myself while YMZscaping at least. Does manscaping involve only shears/razors? If so, what's the male equivalent of hot waxing? "Implementing a scorched-earth policy"?

You should see my barbers face when I tell him I want the straight razor.

 

[EAZY]

I'm BORRRRRRRRRED. I ran out of posts to read. I haven't nicked myself while YMZscaping at least. Does manscaping involve only shears/razors? If so, what's the male equivalent of hot waxing? "Implementing a scorched-earth policy"?

just hair clippers

 

[EAZY]

DirecTV and Pac12 network still haven't reached an agreement.

 

[EM_PS]

A slate device w/ my bonus?! Ugh, really!?

 

[EM_PS]

Crap, I'm taking a beating in my 3rd-world leader dead pool

 

[csb]

that's a lot of waffles

We've already eaten them all.