I Got 999 First World Problems

[kevo_55]

A 24" monitor just isn't big enough anymore....

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I'm 5 hours shy of being able to use PTO to take every Friday off for the rest of the year.

 

[YMZ PE]

I was expecting to hear more problems from the eccentric, rich engineers on this board.

Example: I can't buy a tiger right now because I exceeded my ATM withdrawal limit after spending phatty money on a new airplane hangar earlier today.

 

[roadwreck]

Our network at the office is lagging today.

(this always seems to happen when I have a deadline)

 

[snickerd3]

just had MS project installed on the work computer yesterday afternoon and I haven't a clue on how to use it

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I was expecting to hear more problems from the eccentric, rich engineers on this board.

Example: I can't buy a tiger right now because I exceeded my ATM withdrawal limit after spending phatty money on a new airplane hangar earlier today.

I can't afford to get a housecleaning service because I just paid to have the backyard landscaped.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I had to drive the Barracuda to work because the Stngray blew a seal.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

 

[YMZ PE]

I had to drive the Barracuda to work because the Stngray blew a seal.

If I were a seal, I think I would decline getting blown by a stingray.

 

[Supe]

My wallet is so fat it's hurting my right ass cheek.

 

[snickerd3]

We ONLY have 2 tvs in the house.

 

[knight1fox3]

We ONLY have 2 tvs in the house.

"She's teasing you, nobody has two TVs"

Raining here right now. Wish some lightning would pop up too so our volleyball game would get cancelled and I could watch the Packer game.

 

[YMZ PE]

A can of Diet Pepsi exploded in the car while I was driving today. So I says to EB "I guess that's why they call it 'pop'" and all I heard was crickets.

 

[Flyer_PE]

I was expecting to hear more problems from the eccentric, rich engineers on this board.

Example: I can't buy a tiger right now because I exceeded my ATM withdrawal limit after spending phatty money on a new airplane hangar earlier today.

I'm not rich anymore. I was rich, then I bought a plane.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

We ONLY have 2 tvs in the house.

We do too, but ours are 19" CRTs.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I was expecting to hear more problems from the eccentric, rich engineers on this board.

Example: I can't buy a tiger right now because I exceeded my ATM withdrawal limit after spending phatty money on a new airplane hangar earlier today.

I'm not rich anymore. I was rich, then I bought a plane.

Is that a hole in the sky you throw money into?

 

[kevo_55]

We just bought a 24" LED TV for the bedroom and the damn thing is too bright.

 

[Flyer_PE]

I was expecting to hear more problems from the eccentric, rich engineers on this board.

Example: I can't buy a tiger right now because I exceeded my ATM withdrawal limit after spending phatty money on a new airplane hangar earlier today.

I'm not rich anymore. I was rich, then I bought a plane.

Is that a hole in the sky you throw money into?

Exactly. A boat is pretty expensive but at least you can legally install your own parts and it doesn't require an annual inspection.

 

[Adrenaline]

The gas pumps here automatically shut off when you reach $100. So annoying having to replace the nozzle, re-swipe the card, and start pumping for that last $20.

 

[snickerd3]

We ONLY have 2 tvs in the house.

We do too, but ours are 19" CRTs.

that is what one of them is too. the second is a 24 inch flat screen that we cashed in marriott reward points to get.