funny pic thread

[Capt Worley PE]

A buddy of mine got called for the random whizz quiz yesterday. He works at the Cape. I told him, "You know you're getting tested because they found four grams of coke down there, don't you?" He said, "I wondered why all of a sudden the zero tolerance speeches made a sudden comeback."

 

[FLBuff PE]

Something is missing from this page. Oh! I know what it is:

Here's something else to give you a smile:

 

[Guest]

Something is missing from this page. Oh! I know what it is:

Very nice !!

How about something a little quicker paced ...

JR

 

[cement]

where have you been JR? we have missed you!

 

[Guest]

I have had my hands full .... so to speak!

JR

 

[roadwreck]

:lmao:

 

[Master slacker]

I don't know why, but I find this humorous.

 

[MA_PE]

I don't know why, but I find this humorous.

I don't know why either. Now if the porsche had rolled, that would be funny.

 

[cableguy]

Looks to me like typical Top Gear television brilliance. Their camera & editing guys are great at both shots and timing. This is what it would "sound like" to me...

(Clarkson voice)

"So we think that the Audi R8 is an excellent car. Quick in the corners, fast in the straights, runs like a scalded dog around our track. So should you run out and buy one? Not... quite... yet..." (as the Porsche comes sliding around the corner to "catch up").

{but I know, Clarkson isn't a fan of the Hitlermobile overpriced Beetles... Maybe Hamster voice then...}

 

[roadwreck]

Looks to me like typical Top Gear television brilliance. Their camera & editing guys are great at both shots and timing. This is what it would \\\"sound like\\\" to me...
(Clarkson voice)

\\\"So we think that the Audi R8 is an excellent car. Quick in the corners, fast in the straights, runs like a scalded dog around our track. So should you run out and buy one? Not... quite... yet...\\\" (as the Porsche comes sliding around the corner to \\\"catch up\\\").

{but I know, Clarkson isn\\\'t a fan of the Hitlermobile overpriced Beetles... Maybe Hamster voice then...}

wish I knew how to embed youtube videos.

Here's the link though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaENG1vt6-Y

edit:

Ah ha! Figured it out!

 

[Dexman PE]

"Its so smooth, its like smearing honey on Kiera Knightly". Awesome.

 

[Exengineer]

This is for a shirt to be worn in California.

 

[Exengineer]

Watch for this hot new swim wear this summer.

 

[TouchDown]

 

[DVINNY]

 

[Supe]

Watch for this hot new swim wear this summer.

I'm pretty confident that if those started making their rounds, you'd be hearing the word "yoink" a lot more frequently.

 

[roadwreck]

 

[FLBuff PE]

"Its so smooth, its like smearing honey on Kiera Knightly". Awesome.

 

[Guest]

"Its so smooth, its like smearing honey on Kiera Knightly". Awesome.

FTW

JR

 

[Supe]

LMAO. That was awesome.