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I was insistant on building my own Pinewood Derby car as a kid. No help from my Dad at all. Came in second a couple times. I used to like woodworking sort of stuff when I was 10 or 11, not sure what happened after that.

 
turbine oil. Cheater! Only dry lubricants are allowed.
Not in 1975.

:p
well. I still think we need to make the distinction and don't be trying to run that outlaw machine in any of the present day competitions. <_<
I wonder why they banned liquid lubricant. The turbine oil really did work a LOT better than graphite.
I guess they got tired of having to clean and dress the track whenever someone blew oil all over it.

 
^The car or the woman?
Yes

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Oh Gawd! That reminds me of the t-shirt!

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http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-...iews/B002HJ377A

17,851 of 18,017 people found the following review helpful: Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008

By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" (New Jersey, USA ) - See all my reviews

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women

Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
 
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