Free Advice: Give or Take

[mudpuppy]

Oh my. Let's try something else: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

 

[DVINNY]

I'm schizophrenic, and so am I

 

[MA_PE]

a chocolate nap is better than a dirt nap

 

[DVINNY]

yeah, but both can be cleaned with a Wet Nap

 

[mudpuppy]

Or a dirty nappy ho.

 

[MA_PE]

what is binniss time? anyway

courtsey of Fraz

http://engineerboards.com/index.php?s=&amp...t&p=6703355

 

[DVINNY]

very nice, leave it to Fraz

 

[MA_PE]

That killed me, I had to play it for my wife.

 

[DVINNY]

I had to take a shower

 

[mudpuppy]

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

 

[MA_PE]

I have a 1:1 scale map of the US

 

[DVINNY]

To have a good time, you must have a good watch

 

[MA_PE]

where there's smoke there's fire

 

[DVINNY]

Red on the head, FIRE in the hole

 

[MA_PE]

snow on the roof but a fire in the fireplace

 

[mudpuppy]

Red on the head, FIRE in the hole

I've never heard that one. Nice!

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Back from the date. I think she likes me, but I'm not so sure I like her.

 

[DVINNY]

I think it is very true

 

[mudpuppy]

snow on the roof but a fire in the fireplace

Once again, eww, yuck yuk.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

If the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.