Free Advice: Give or Take

[DVINNY]

what is binniss time? anyway

 

[Supe]

The time to spam EB boards, and only that.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

I have a couple hours and nothing better to do.

 

[DVINNY]

I always have something better to do, but ....

 

[wilheldp_PE]

I'm aboot to go on a date. And this happens with less frequency than it does with Fudgey.

 

[DVINNY]

^ Excellent news sir, remember to cough or burp loudly if you have to fart. It seems to work for Fudgey

 

[wilheldp_PE]

You could just cut it loose and blame it on her. They LOVE that.

 

[DVINNY]

That damn dog, geesh that stinks

 

[wilheldp_PE]

I'm none of those things. But I am two things.

 

[DVINNY]

Two three four or five things

 

[TXengrChickPE]

good luck on the date. remember to compliment her hair, clothes, or shoes... but not all three

 

[Flyer_PE]

Where was all this sage advice back when I was dating?

 

[mudpuppy]

I'm aboot to go on a date. And this happens with less frequency than it does with Fudgey.

Lucky *******.

 

[DVINNY]

Don't mention the hair, best to go with the shoes, unless they are some peter pan elf looking things, then go with the clothes.....

... tell her they'd look better off

 

[mudpuppy]

Considering my track record I cannot give dating advice. Instead I warn you to never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and a sleeping aid at the same time.

 

[DVINNY]

It's like having a RUNNY DREAM eh?

 

[mudpuppy]

^EWWWWw, that's gross. Yuck yuk.

 

[DVINNY]

I do try.

Or it's like having a Chocolate Nap

 

[mudpuppy]

That doesn't sound very tasty at all.

 

[DVINNY]

Or maybe a NESTLE NIGHTMARE