Famous movie lines

[Dexman PE PMP]

Just tap it in. Give it a tap-tap-taperoo.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

The price is wrong, b*tch!!

 

[Ble_PE]

Straight ball I hit it very much, curve ball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him a cigar and rum.

 

[NJmike PE]

I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!

Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I am not a vigilante. I am just trying to get home to my little girl's birthday party and if everyone will just stay out of my way, nobody will get hurt.

 

[Flyer_PE]

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

 

[Flyer_PE]

"only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down"

 

[ALBin517]

"Get yourself a Glock; lose that nickel plated sissy pistol."

 

[Ble_PE]

Well you can kiss my rosy red ass Mahoney!

 

[MA_PE]

The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

Ooooooh.

You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

Lighten up, Francis.

 

[Flyer_PE]

They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol.

 

[ALBin517]

[SIZE=medium]“See, ya are what ya are in this world. That's either one of two things: Either you're somebody, or you’re nobody. Be right back.”[/SIZE]

 

[knight1fox3]

"No, l don't have a landing permit. I'm trying to reach Lando Calrissian."

"I want you to hit me.......as hard as you can."

It's K-K-K-Ken! C-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How you gonna c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken?

Epic movie. "Don't........E-V-E-R.........call me stupid."

 

[ALBin517]

[SIZE=medium]"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at the N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people that I never met and that I never had no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a s**t. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. They're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and f***n' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the f****n' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure, f**k it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."[/SIZE]

 

[Ble_PE]

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

 

[NJmike PE]

"No, l don't have a landing permit. I'm trying to reach Lando Calrissian."

This post from fbland over the weekend is actually what inspired this thread so, assist to you my friend.

:thumbs:

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

How do you like them apples?

 

[envirotex]

May I have 10,000 marbles, please?

 

[knight1fox3]

I'll have 2 orders of dry wheat toast and 4 WHOLE chickens.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

G.T.O.: Everything fell apart on me. My job, my family, everything. I had this job as a television producer and I walked into the office and I...

The Driver: I don't wanna hear about it.

G.T.O.: What do you mean, you don't wanna hear about it?

The Driver: It's not my problem.