Famous movie lines

[NJmike PE]

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf@#$er, say what one more G@%damn time!

 

[Capt Worley PE]

You buried your dog, killed your mom, and lost your virginity. That's a big day for any girl.

 

[NJmike PE]

I'm a doctor, not a coal miner!

 

[bradlelf]

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

 

[NJmike PE]

fixed the newel post!

 

[Ble_PE]

I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

 

[NJmike PE]

looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

 

[envirotex]

all right, all right , all right

 

[Mike in Gastonia]

What we have here, is a failure to communicate.......

 

[envirotex]

and

Me ma still needs a caravan. I like to look after me ma. It's a fair deal. Take it.

...And she's terrible partial to the periwinkle blue.

 

[Mike in Gastonia]

John Wayne and Kirk Douglas were both in the movie War Wagon. In one scene, they each shoot a different man at the same time.

Kirk Douglas: "Mine hit the ground first."

John Wayne: "Mine was taller."

 

[envirotex]

and

So, get two more guys, and it'll be an even fight.

Those are all regular retorts at the Tex house.

 

[NJmike PE]

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

 

[MA_PE]

Always with those negative waves Moriarty

A DEAL, deal! Maybe he's a Republican. You know, "Business is business."

 

[MetsFan]

John Wayne and Kirk Douglas were both in the movie War Wagon. In one scene, they each shoot a different man at the same time.

Kirk Douglas: "Mine hit the ground first."

John Wayne: "Mine was taller."

Gotta have a Monsters Inc. quote

Mike: Can I borrow your odorant?
Sulley: Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage or Old Dumpster.
Mike: You got, uh, Low Tide?
Sulley: No.
Mike: How about Wet Dog?
Sulley: Yep. Stink it up.

 

[NJmike PE]

All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.

 

[YMZ PE]

Aspen! Where the beer flows like wine, and where beautiful women flock like the salmon of Capistrano!

 

[NJmike PE]

 

[TESTY]

You get a god damn job before sundown, or we're shipping you off to military school with the god damn Finklesteen kid- Son of a Bitch!

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

After careful consideration, Mr Hammond, I have decided NOT to endorse your park!