Famous movie lines

[NJmike PE]

It's a "jump to conclusions" mat.

 

[matt267 PE]

You talkn' to me?

 

[NJmike PE]

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

 

[knight1fox3]

sorry but I have to go back to back on this one....

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

DUPLICATE ALERT!!! I'm sorry Smokey NJmike, you were over the line. That's a foul.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ Says the guy who posts a duplicate quote everytime (signature line).

 

[NJmike PE]

sorry but I have to go back to back on this one....

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

DUPLICATE ALERT!!! I'm sorry Smokey NJmike, you were over the line. That's a foul.

:bag:

 

[NJmike PE]

I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pele. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... the ******* goalie never knew what the **** hit him. Pele gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'm here, sitting alone in my room, and I start crying.

That's right, I start crying. Because another human being, a species that I happen to belong to, could kick a ball, and lift himself, and the rest of us sad-assed human beings, up to a better place to be, if only for a minute... let me tell ya, kid - it was pretty goddamned glorious. It ain't the six minutes... it's what happens in that six minutes.

 

[Master slacker]

sorry but I have to go back to back on this one....

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

DUPLICATE ALERT!!! I'm sorry Smokey NJmike, you were over the line. That's a foul.

Yeah, but he wasn't over.

 

[knight1fox3]

But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

 

[NJmike PE]

It reminds me of my favorite poem, which is, "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!"

 

[ALBin517]

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

 

[Master slacker]

Can it, you nit!

 

[Road Guy]

Drugs to your left, hookers to your right!

 

[ALBin517]

Oh, who's being naive, Kay?

 

[knight1fox3]

What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

 

[engineergurl]

My Grandma drank all my pot.

 

[csb]

Love is an open doooooooooorrrrrrrrr

 

[NJmike PE]

You know what your problem is? Your all brains... not enough cock and balls!

 

[ALBin517]

"Here is Charlie, facing the fire, and there's George - hiding in big daddy's pocket. And what are you doing? You're gonna reward George, and destroy Charlie."

 

[NJmike PE]

There's my La Baron. Where's your La Baron?