Excuses, Excuses! Worst, Funniest, Etc.

[maryannette]

What is the excuse that sticks in your mind?

I was late for class because my sister got a nose bleed.

 

[Supe]

I never got the memo.

 

[maryannette]

The car caught on fire.

 

[Supe]

I was just pacing traffic...

 

[maryannette]

My excuse right now is I need at least 7 hours sleep. |)

 

[MA_PE]

my dog ate my homework

 

[Supe]

It was like that when I got here.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

I'm still drunk from last night.

 

[mudpuppy]

My kid was sick.

 

[Dleg]

My coworkers are incompetent and undependable

 

[mudpuppy]

The judge wouldn't let me leave.

 

[DVINNY]

Honey, I bought the F'in condoms at Big Lots.

 

[Dleg]

My finger smelled really bad

 

[Road Guy]

I was in the car with someone who was smoking

 

[DVINNY]

She said it was bleeding, so I stuck that in there to try and stop the ........

 

[mudpuppy]

I thought the rash would go away on its own.

 

[DVINNY]

That's what she said ^^^^

But it didn't.

 

[Dleg]

I would have been here on time, but my balls got tangled up in my boxer shorts.

 

[maryannette]

My eyes are red because I'm tired.

 

[DVINNY]

I wasn't sleeping at my desk.... I was doing that new Yoga stretch