EB Mafia

[SaltySteve PE]

I've got a week+. Maybe I should start a poll?

__tota!ly_n0t_Mafia would probably be my top choice.

 

[JayKay PE]

Absolutely nothing. The mob Steve train was leaving the station and everyone decided to hop on. 

Can you tell I'm a little salty about it? lol

(the)Dude.  Just stop being mafia and we won't lynch you.  It's all coo'.  Don't worry, I once was killed first/night killed for like four round in a row?  Huge bummer.  Know where you're coming from.  But this doesn't mean you can't still hang in the thread and laugh at us stabbing someone in the eye with a knitting needle, or garroting someone with an set of circular needles?

 

[JayKay PE]

@TheDude was already taken and putting ### after it just seemed too generic.

I'm open to suggestions on a more suitable name.

Put numbers after it and then become TheDude PE when you pass?

I mean, I had numbers at the end of my name when I first joined?

 

[JayKay PE]

TRRRRRIPLE POST

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

__tota!ly_n0t_Mafia would probably be my top choice.

please no

 

[Orchid PE]

TheDude EIT?

 

[JayKay PE]

The Dude Who Would Be The Dude PE?

 

[DLD PE]

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I've got a week+. Maybe I should start a poll?

__tota!ly_n0t_Mafia would probably be my top choice.

FrogMan would be simple and fitting.  Fits your interests and avatar.

 

[DLD PE]

please no

Well it would be better than "BoilingTea", which would be my second choice after "FrogMan".

 

[Will.I.Am PE]

My vote is for DudeBroAF, or some variant close to that.

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Early the next morning, each of you are herded back to the studio, to share your beautiful knitted designs with the glorious judges, @vhab49_PE and @leggo PE. @tj_PE is waiting your arrival, and is counting the group as they come in. "Eight, nine, ten, eleven... huh, I thought there were twelve of you left!" Soft chatter and speculation goes through the group, and @Chattaneer PE pokes @RBHeadge PE. "Hey, wasn't @jean15paul_PE still here when we left to go to back to the hotel last night?"

@RBHeadge PE thinks a moment and nods. "Yeah, I remember seeing him grabbing another ball of fun fur and giggling to himself. He swore he was going to win this round." A wave of concern brushes through the group, and it is quickly agreed that they'll team up and search the building for @jean15paul_PE. @MEtoEE screams in horror moments later, as lights flick on onstage. 

@jean15paul_PE is sitting in his recliner, fun fur tied around his wrists, biceps, ankles and knees, heading up to the ceiling. A second light switch gets turned on, and his body starts jerking like a marionette, as music sounding like it comes from a music box tinkles in the background. His face is purple, fun fur tied tightly around his throat. 

@jean15paul_PE was killed by the mafia. 

The remaining players are: @RBHeadge PE @txjennah PE @LyceeFruit PE @MEtoEE @JayKay PE @chart94 @squaretaper LIT AF PE @ChebyshevII PE @Roarbark @Will.I.Am PE @Chattaneer PE

 

[MadamPirate PE]

1. Oh God, this again. Does that even happen? (You and JayKay are repressing some intense violent urges here.)

2. Nice.

3. Nice!

1. Yes. And see my interests.

2. @tj_PE the knitwear designer sometimes mixes things up.

 

[DLD PE]

And the remaining players are?  

 

[MadamPirate PE]

1.  Sometimes.  When work is frustrating, the only way to relieve tension is to make the skin of someone's face slough off.  I'm happy @MadamPirate PE is joining me in writing ultra gruesome murders (and I'm happy I made mafia no longer kid-friendly).  As for skin sliding off the face after extreme temperature application: yes.

2. Too hot tea water can lead to unpleasant seeping.  I am disappointed in @tj_PE as a judge.

3. Nice.

1. Well, you set the precedent, I just need to flex my writing muscles.

 

[MadamPirate PE]

And the remaining players are?

I knew I forgot something. Edited!

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Trrrrriple!

 

[DLD PE]

Trrrrriple!

How harmonic of you!  

 

[MadamPirate PE]

How harmonic of you!  

Well, I am an EE. 

 

[DLD PE]

Well, I am an EE. 

True, because if you were an enviro you would have been sure to use non-flushable babywipes to wipe off @_TheDude_'s arms and legs lol.

 

[SaltySteve PE]

Early the next morning, each of you are herded back to the studio, to share your beautiful knitted designs with the glorious judges, @vhab49_PE and @leggo PE. @tj_PE is waiting your arrival, and is counting the group as they come in. "Eight, nine, ten, eleven... huh, I thought there were twelve of you left!" Soft chatter and speculation goes through the group, and @Chattaneer PE pokes @RBHeadge PE. "Hey, wasn't @jean15paul_PE still here when we left to go to back to the hotel last night?"

@RBHeadge PE thinks a moment and nods. "Yeah, I remember seeing him grabbing another ball of fun fur and giggling to himself. He swore he was going to win this round." A wave of concern brushes through the group, and it is quickly agreed that they'll team up and search the building for @jean15paul_PE. @MEtoEE screams in horror moments later, as lights flick on onstage. 

@jean15paul_PE is sitting in his recliner, fun fur tied around his wrists, biceps, ankles and knees, heading up to the ceiling. A second light switch gets turned on, and his body starts jerking like a marionette, as music sounding like it comes from a music box tinkles in the background. His face is purple, fun fur tied tightly around his throat. 

@jean15paul_PE was killed by the mafia. 

The remaining players are: @RBHeadge PE @txjennah PE @LyceeFruit PE @MEtoEE @JayKay PE @chart94 @squaretaper LIT AF PE @ChebyshevII PE @Roarbark @Will.I.Am PE @Chattaneer PE

Die you townie scum. Mafia gonna kill you all.