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Bikepacking trip is cancelled. My whole dang state is on fire and they closed El Dorado National Forest. Postponed to 2022.
This is, by far, the best post I've read all month.Finally got back on the bike Friday afternoon after a very long hiatus. This time, wearing my shiny new Giro Source helmet, which I purchased 1) because it has adjustable straps around the ears and my old Giro helmet did not, and 2) this one is bright red so it will be easier for the Paramedics to spot me in a ditch.
Sure, it's 95 degrees and 100% humidity, but that trail is mostly in the shade, and I'll be able to ride so fast because everyone else is waiting until it cools off to show up! Surely it can't be that bad, I'll just do one lap of the easy trail instead of two in case I get too warm. I sure hope the AC in the truck doesn't act up again.
I'm just out of the parking lot and onto the short dirt path leading down to the trail when I realize that you may as well put training wheels on this thing, because I've all but forgotten how to ride a bike. I slowly roll on.
Man, this trail sure got bumpy. Or, it could be that I put a bunch of weight on since I had stopped riding, and now the recommend air pressures and rebound settings have those nice Fox shocks acting like a pogo stick. No, we'll just blame the trail.
Geez, did this trail always have this much "climbing"? I sure am thirsty. Better take a break even though I'm like, 50 yards in. Weird, I haven't had an asthma flareup in a long time, why now? Is this dry heaving because I ate too much or not enough for breakfast? Maybe the one slice of leftover meat lovers pizza was a poor choice.
Oh good, a downhill section for 2.5 seconds of cooling breeze. Ooh, a berm! Shame I look like a baby giraffe learning to walk because I forgot how to turn on a bike. This hydro pack is starting to feel kind of light. Surely that's due to the immense strength in my back and shoulders, and not because I'm chugging water.
My legs itch, I wonder if I'm hyperventilating in a patch of poison ivy, or if I've collapsed on an anthill again?
I know this trail didn't have this much climbing last time. I wonder if the Life Flight helicopter can land on the fire road past that tree line? Dangit, my hydro pack mouth piece is clogged. Oh, never mind, I'm just pulling a vacuum on the bag because its completely empty now. I will pour some more of this ice cold water bottle on my head and neck before hike-a-biking it up the return road to the parking lot. Whoops, guess the insulative properties of that water bottle are sub-optimal, because that feels like Satan just took a whizz on my head.
Thank God I'm back at the truck! Cold air, at last! Wait, what? Oh, blend door actuator REALLY isn't working now. The 160 degree screaming hot air blowing in my face for the entire ride home surely won't hurt.
I just love mountain biking! Fitness is my passion.
I highly recommend a professional bike fitter (you might have one in your area and there are good options online, too). You can also homebrew a diagnosis with some colored dots on your feet and take some slo-mo footage of your pedaling and see if there's any weird bio-mechanics going on there (Q factor, crank length, etc.). Bodies are weird.As much as I hate to say it, if I can't get this searing arch pain when riding to stop, I'm going to have to try a clipless setup. Going to try scooting forward to see if I can get off the ball of my foot some and more onto the midfoot.
I highly recommend a professional bike fitter (you might have one in your area and there are good options online, too). You can also homebrew a diagnosis with some colored dots on your feet and take some slo-mo footage of your pedaling and see if there's any weird bio-mechanics going on there (Q factor, crank length, etc.). Bodies are weird.
Edit: Wait, I forgot to ask what kind of shoes you're riding with. Maybe you need a firmer sole?
Edit edit: @Supe where do you live? Want to come ride Downieville in July with me n some other hooligans?
This is the way. YES. New bike and pics! Do it!!Or I just need a new bike.
That's...not close to CA. Will send pics then! Some buddies and I will try out the new Santa Cruz electric Bullit and/or Heckler. We're reasonably fit but the battery will give us better reach to some locations inside the forest. Or we blow up. It's a coin toss.I'm in central NC.
Let's see some pics of the setup.So far I'm getting the bikepacking rig dialed...
Yessss! Speedplay master race! I run Frogs on off road stuff and Time ATAC Aliums (I know, I'm a dinosaur, shaddup) on everything else.The wife bought herself new flashy roadie shoes for her birthday but her older speedplay cleats were starting to function sus. So I got her a new set of Wahoo Zeros.
@leggo PE do y'all want to stop by for lunch??Mr. Leggo is participating in a gravel race in Tahoe this weekend!
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