Do you love bacon?

[TouchDown]

Bacon rocks:

6 Reasons Bacon is better than true love

Lots of good reading at the bottom of the page.

I took the quiz, "how long would you survive after kicking a bear in the balls"...

36 seconds.

I could also take on 32 baboons in a fight if only armed with a giant dildo.

 

[maryannette]

Bacon is good.

 

[Master slacker]

44 seconds with a bear. Also, I'm concerned about your questioning nature. Why wouldn't we love bacon? It comes from something that used to breathe. It produces a wonderful by-product that can be used to make doughnuts (bacon grease, and lots of it). And it is striped, just like Old Glory. Damn right I love my bacon. Now where's my beer and .44? I feel the need to shoot something... maybe a bear with sore junk... :Banane36:

edit: 40 baboons.

 

[Fluvial]

Bacon is okay, but there are some foods I like a lot better.

Like fried shrimp. :cheeburga:

 

[maryannette]

I like fried shrimp, too.

 

[Guest]

I am not a big fan of bacon.

There is a restaraunt up near Saginaw called Tony's located right off I-75. They serve a BLT loaded with 2-lbs of bacon. :true:

JR

 

[cement]

fried shrimp wrapped in bacon!

 

[Dleg]

37 seconds with the bear, and 48 baboons.

 

[Casey]

57 seconds with the bear... Probably could have been longer if I wasn't so scared of mountain goats with large boners...

40 baboons... although, I think I can up that figure to 58 baboons if I was using a vibrator with large D batteries (fully charged of course), but I guess I have to make do with what's at hand, which is apparently a large dildo.

 

[StructuralPoke]

From ThinkGeek.com

 

[Fluvial]

Ew. That's just wrong.

 

[cement]

my brother sent me bacon flavored breath mints and a wallet that looks like raw bacon for Christmas last year, so I clicked on the link to return the flavor. here is what I found: makin bacon

 

[Guest]

This thread makes me shutter ... almost as much as those pics VTE sent to me of .... well, I am not going to say!

JR

 

[KEG]

Sent to me by a friend at work. Haven't tried it yet.

 

[maryannette]

bacon bacon bacon bacon ... BACON!!!!

 

[Ble_PE]

Bacon is the best.

I would last 51 seconds with the bear and could take 44 baboons in a fight.

 

[bigray76]

Bacon makes everything better!

 

[Master slacker]

Sent to me by a friend at work. Haven't tried it yet.

Here are seemingly countless variations of that goodness (scattershot throughout thread). :woot:

http://impalassforum.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?t=213475

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Bacon rules!

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

http://www.davidlebovitz.com/archives/2008..._bacon_i_1.html

Candied bacon ice cream...BLECCH!