Date Advice

[Fluvial]

Come on guys, you are being pretty harsh. Give me a little credit here. I was just looking for some honest advice. I'm sure most of you have been in my spot at one time or another.

I for one have never taken a woman on a date, much less pooped on one.

If you've never seen someone eat an entire box of spaghetti and about half a chicken in one siting, it's something to see.

Hey now. I'm from Mississippi. You wanna talk about huge quantities of food consumed in one sitting? Or huge quantities of pseudo-food-like-stuff such as chitterlings?

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

^What the hell is a chitterling? Sounds like something creepy crawly.

 

[Supe]

^What the hell is a chitterling? Sounds like something creepy crawly.

AKA "Chittlins"

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Fried inside out pig intestines. Called Chitlins in SC. Salley, SC even has a festival.

http://www.americantowns.com/sc/salley/org...n/chitlin-strut

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

uke:

 

[Dark Knight]

Come on guys, you are being pretty harsh. Give me a little credit here. I was just looking for some honest advice. I'm sure most of you have been in my spot at one time or another.

Wrong again

 

[Chucktown PE]

I'm sure most of you have been in my spot at one time or another.

Let's see here

**** in a bucket in the basement of someone who's house I was painting: Nope

**** all over my girlfried and her bed: Nope

AC Slatered on my girlfriend's mom's toilet and had said girlfriend's mom walk in on my while I was AC Slatering: Nope

Took a dump in the bed while my girlfriend was asleep: Nope

Fudgey, there is a common theme to your escapades and I really think a gastrointerologist could help you.