Cubicle Etiquette

[Supe]

if you are coughing so hard you start to heave it is time to go home.

There's a woman at work we refer to as "one lung". We're pretty sure she has been fighting the plague.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

Plus farting covers up the scent of the pumpkin spice, lavender etc.

 

[matt267 PE]

^this is true.

 

[Supe]

Maybe I need to fart, nuke some fish, and start clipping my nails in my office. I think that may be the trifecta that keeps everyone out indefinitely.

 

[MA_PE]

Maybe I need to fart, nuke some fish, and start clipping my nails in my office. I think that may be the trifecta that keeps everyone out indefinitely.

the heck with....just vomit that'll keep 'em away.

 

[NJmike PE]

I loved farting in my cube. It was the best way to keep visits from the casual coworker to a bare minimum.

the only problem with farting in the cube is sometimes it becomes a shart. all hail fudgey

 

[MetsFan]

One of the places I worked at outlawed microwave popcorn.

There was this one guy who I worked with a while back who was a close talker. He would come into my cube and bend over so his head was at my ear and say "what'cha doing?"

 

[Wolverine]

DO NOT M#&*^% F)#&*%#^&* TOUCH ME!

Any of youse guys touch my stuff... and I'll kill you.

Any of you ho-mos touch me... and I'll kill you.

Seriously though... I'm a dude. You're a dude. Don't touch me.

 

[Road Guy]

I concur on the popcorn ban, nothing worse than cranking out work at 3 PM and some dipshit stinks up the entire office with popcorn..

 

[FLBuff PE]

DO NOT M#&*^% F)#&*%#^&* TOUCH ME!

Any of youse guys touch my stuff... and I'll kill you.

Any of you ho-mos touch me... and I'll kill you.

Seriously though... I'm a dude. You're a dude. Don't touch me.

Settle down, Francis.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I don't care if you smoke, just don't come into my cube immediately after burning one. Especially if you see food on my desk because I'm eating and you f*cking reek.

 

[Road Guy]

Someone once stole my vodka out of my cube desk drawer

 

[NJmike PE]

Someone once stole my vodka out of my cube desk drawer

**** would get real

 

[knight1fox3]

if you are coughing so hard you start to heave it is time to go home.

LOL, there's a guy that sits not too far away that I think this about. Dude, maybe it's time to see a doctor.

 

[goodal]

I must admit, i am eating a can of tuna now. Note that I didn't nuke it, so the smell is limited to my breath, but it does smell like cat food.

 

[csb]

I find it easier to fart in a cube in the middle of the cube farm. If you fart in your office and someone walks in, it's pretty hard to blame that sucker on someone else.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

One must learn the art of cropdusting if they are to properly fart at work.

 

[aog]

^ :Locolaugh:

 

[NJmike PE]

http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/04/****-you-all-reply-gif.gif

 

[knight1fox3]

^ is that EG?