Creepy photo thread

[Dexman PE PMP]

Caught this little guy last weekend. It's living in a jar on my front porch now. You can't see it very well in the 2nd pic, but there is a nice red hourglass...

 

[MA_PE]

If these words he speaks are true

We're all humanry stew,

If we don't pledge allegiance to.....

the Black Widow

 

[roadwreck]

I haven't used this picture it a while, but it could probably be classified as creepy. Or maybe it's just plain scary.

 

[Supe]

Screw that, Dex. They used to nest in the shipping crates at the last job site I worked at. Scared the shit out of me on a routine basis.

 

[snickerd3]

why are you keeping it

 

[Supe]

My money is on a semi-elaborate murder plot.

 

[Road Guy]

can i take that back to atlanta next week to give as a present to the people buying our house?

 

[ventilator]

We had those guys in Florida, think they're called wolf spiders...

That's we I've always called them. Had some big ones when we first moved into our house. It was a new development that had just been woods before. Watching TV one night and one about the size of my palm ran across the floor, I thought the wife was going to die she was so freaked out.

 

[ventilator]

Also just had to kill a black widow in the garage this weekend, gotta say it never crossed my mind to try and catch it, just smash it into nothing.

 

[Master slacker]

I smashed a brown widow spider at work when I was working nights a while back. It was bigger than I was expected, but it still went squish.

 

[Master slacker]

 

[Sapper PE LS]

That's just all kinds of wrong

 

[ALBin517]

Separated at birth: the tall one and a young Rumor Willis.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Spider died last weekend. Apparently, leaving it on a brick patio in the sun all day isn't good for them. Who knew? I had the opportunity to replace him 3 more times since then though because I cleaned out my garage. Bastards are quick...

Not a single pic here, so I'll just post a link:

http://gawker.com/worst-fears-comes-true-for-town-terrorized-by-spooky-c-1324188109

 

[Master slacker]

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Okay that isn't creepy, it's just gross, and a little sad. Poor woman clearly was distressed, had to squirt somewhere, I'm sure she was mortified by this situation. But regardless, it's still gross.

 

[MA_PE]

Okay that isn't creepy, it's just gross, and a little sad. Poor woman clearly was distressed, had to squirt somewhere, I'm sure she was mortified by this situation. But regardless, it's still gross.

x2. But you wonder if ti was staged for one of those freak fetish webistes. who would be video-ing her at that specific moment in time? Just nasty.

 

[csb]

Watched a van yesterday pull out of the drive thru line, park, pull out a kid, kid peed in the bushes, everyone back in the van, back in the drive thru line. I'm not so sure that America hasn't reached a new level of lazy. (Not saying this lady is lazy, per se.)

 

[Master slacker]

It was dark thirty last week when we were driving to our friends' house in Florida. Mini-MS1 had to pee. We pulled off the interstate into a parking lot, he got out, drowned a good-sized tree, got back in the car, and we were off again. Nothing wrong with a good nature pee... unless one decides not to go INSIDE the restaurant to order their pre-determined meals in the first place.

 

[csb]

Dark pee is different than noon on the busiest street in town pee.