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[MadamPirate PE]

spam

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Trrrrrrriple!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

SPAM

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

T-t-t-triple!

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Im pretty sure at least 1 of my plants will be dead when I return to the office

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Im pretty sure at least 1 of my plants will be dead when I return to the office

The rest of mine are being watered by the Admin.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

The rest of mine are being watered by the Admin.

Theres 1 guy left in my office. Idk what he does besides cough all day

 

[MadamPirate PE]

Theres 1 guy left in my office. Idk what he does besides cough all day

Play Animal Crossing? 

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Play Animal Crossing? 

I dont think he knows what that is. Or how to play video games. Since he doesn't even flip lightswitches

 

[MadamPirate PE]

I dont think he knows what that is. Or how to play video games. Since he doesn't even flip lightswitches

My mind. It is boggled. 

 

[MadamPirate PE]

My cat is singing his "kill" song. He murdered that stuffed mousie, alright. 

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

My mind. It is boggled. 

It gets better.

Our office is abutted by a parking garage on one side. So weve got these huge ass windows everywhere. But 2/3 of the office is dark. And he sits in the center. In the dark

 

[ruggercsc]

I have talked to him, but I'm not sure if he's really a 'plant guy'. My other accountant friend says that accountants are plant people, though. 

About 4 of 5 years ago, we had an account last for three and a half days.  I asked what happened when I saw him being escorted out of the building.  I was told they had just received his drug test results (supposed to get results before his first day, but they were delayed).  That accountant was definitely a plant guy.

BTW, do they still drug test in the states where it has been legalized? 

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

BTW, do they still drug test in the states where it has been legalized? 

They do in Washington, at least in my industry.

Not that it matters much, since WA is an at-will state anyway.

 

[MadamPirate PE]

About 4 of 5 years ago, we had an account last for three and a half days.  I asked what happened when I saw him being escorted out of the building.  I was told they had just received his drug test results (supposed to get results before his first day, but they were delayed).  That accountant was definitely a plant guy.

BTW, do they still drug test in the states where it has been legalized? 

Depends on the companies. A lot of consulting firms here don’t, but the local utilities do. 

 

[Roarbark]

@MadamPirate PEThank you for the succulent story, and I'm glad they're okay.

Happier ending than the tillandsia I took home. I perched it on a limb in my "yard" (shrubs and such in a 4' border to my front....area... my house is a weird setup...) Where it stayed for a few months before my landlady without warning trimmed all the trees way back. It is now gone .

At least the extreme thorn tree next to my laundry hanging line is maimed for a while.  

 

[Roarbark]

Also, first post in the spam forum. Why is spam forum?

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

About 4 of 5 years ago, we had an account last for three and a half days.  I asked what happened when I saw him being escorted out of the building.  I was told they had just received his drug test results (supposed to get results before his first day, but they were delayed).  That accountant was definitely a plant guy.

BTW, do they still drug test in the states where it has been legalized? 

I believe my company does regardless of state or role since we have government contracts. 
I'd have to ask a new hire for confirmation tho 

 

[JayKay PE]

Was talking to my landlord, and he awkwardly was asking if I liked it there/he brought up renewing the lease, and I'm hoping they'll let me stay.  Tbh, I wasn't quite sure after the conversation since he was mentioning his other leases and I kinda got the feeling he was trying to see if I was leaving, but also mentioned that they don't list the apartment I'm in anywhere since it's inside their house.  It's prob not the cheapest/best apartment I could find in the area, and there are luxury apartment complexes going up that are priced similar, but I like that it's in a house with just the other couple (who are the landlords), it has an alarm system, and it's close enough to walk to a huge majority of downtown Indianapolis.  Plus it's furnished!  Which is a huge draw for me, since I'm still not sure if I'm going to stay in Indiana or not once my three year contract is completed, and I don't feel like having to buy a bed/mattress/couch/etc. if I'm just going to have to chuck it in a few.