Caption the photo, 4-9-10

[Capt Worley PE]

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Great! Sauerkraut and boiled goose!

 

[roadwreck]

See how great life is after a fatty raise?

 

[Chucktown PE]

Priscilla confesses that it was in fact she who farted.

 

[NCcarguy]

As John stares lovingly across the table at Frank, no one else suspects anything about his hiden feelings.

 

[EM_PS]

pass the dutchie on the left hand side

 

[Master slacker]

One of these things is not like the others.

 

[Dexman PE]

The room goes quiet as each wonders what is causing that wierd groan under the table. Bob quickly offers a toast to distract from the fact his wife has disappeared under the table...

 

[snickerd3]

ye who smelt it dealt it

 

[ElCid03]

So when are we going to put our keys in the bowl?

 

[snickerd3]

Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess, it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time, to get acquainted. So I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I-I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here. Or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself. And I'm very intrigued, and, oh my, this soup's delicious, isn't it?

 

[bigray76]

Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess, it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time, to get acquainted. So I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I-I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here. Or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself. And I'm very intrigued, and, oh my, this soup's delicious, isn't it?

:appl:

 

[Wolverine]

(I know, Chucky did it first, but it's still funny. Bad smells are funny.)

 

[EM_PS]

Guy holding wine glass & hand 'under the table': pearl necklace! pearl necklace! pearl necklace! almost there....!

 

[Dexman PE]

Guy holding wine glass & hand 'under the table': pearl necklace! pearl necklace! pearl necklace! almost there....!

And by the look on his face, he know's exactly which of the women he's going to give it too

 

[MA_PE]

Here dear, let me pour you some wine. (thinking: no one will ever suspect I'm poisoning him with all these people here)

Um, thanks, honey. (thinking: the ***** she's trying to poison me in front oof all these people so she has an alibi).

[Guy on the end] (thinking: after she poisons him, I'm going to give her a pearl necklace).